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Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny (Free verse) by Stephen Robins A splash of gay colour,
On Tony Blair's back,
A drooping purple johnny,
On John Prescott's lap.
Alarm in the chamber,
A rush for the doors,
David Blunkett trips over,
And is splayed on all fours.
Tony Blair dons a nappy,
And with vacuous grin,
Assures party faithful,
With beguiling spin.
That Johnny they say,
Was rushed from the scene,
For a season in panto,
Replacing Martine.
And Prescott escaped,
With barely a scratch,
He still looks the same;
Like VioletSuede's snatch.
Up the ladder:
Half of All My Lies are True
Down the ladder:
Quiet Lakes
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 6.142857
Posted: May 21, 2004 7:26 AM PDT; Last modified: May 21, 2004 7:26 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.3073616 Overall Rank: 3638 Comments:
Another diaper-full of the best you can do.
And you spelled "color" wrong, again.
Even by your flaccid standards, that comment failed to make it past a semi-on.
Perhaps by your standards - but that doesn't mean much does it? I would just have to have used some cockney lilt and maybe the word cunt and it would be closer to your, again meaningless, ideal.
Does it ever get old being a bargain-basement
-=Dark_Angel=-?
I don't understand your comment.
Is this a question to -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. asking him whether he gets old being a bargin basement? If so I think you ought to at least acknowledge the fact he has changed his name. Anyways, this is all rhetoric, what is a hard fact is that you are poor young scrotum who sadly lacks balls. -5-
Splendid! Did Lord Jesu' really sound like Stephen Hawkings on poppers?
You have clearly never sampled the dubious delights of poppers. You don't sound like anything except a giggling idiot for thirty seconds, and then you say "Aoooouhhhh. Ha ha ha. Ohh."
You don't understand the comment because you are lack the ability to grasp anything beyond the length of your anemic dick, its half-scabbed pee-hole the only thing you have for a mouth, and its empty ball-sack the only thing you have to contain your thin mucous like brain.
Well, you are partly right. I am poor, young and I do HAVE a scrotum which houses a pair of very large balls.
So, let me make this clear to you: YOU are a bargain basement -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. You think you are being clever with your comments but you lack the wit and intellect to make them anything but annoying. It makes no difference, though, because your inability to understand the question better proves my point than anything that I could say.
I can't decide who's more wrong. You're all wrong.
Oh Lord forgive me, what have I done uniting the two greatest wits in the whole of the known world. Shun Shin + nowhereman combined in a ferocious assault of contumely. The affrontary in expressions such as: "lack wit and intellect", "anemic dick" "mucuos like brain" is beguiling in its content and wounding in its venom.
Heaven help me, and indeed anyone else they insult with such well thought out revilements as "prat", "twit" or "nuisance".
A charming take on Our Favorite Midget.
Who's VioletSuede, Stevie?
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By the way, I've just taken delivery of a case of this: http://tinyurl.com/2anck
It's very reasonably priced for such an excellent wine. I suggest you order a case or two yourself.