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Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny

by Stephen Robins

Member since 2003 · Posted 21 May 2004 · 18 comments

A splash of gay colour, On Tony Blair's back, A drooping purple johnny, On John Prescott's lap. Alarm in the chamber, A rush for the doors, David Blunkett trips over, And is splayed on all fours. Tony Blair dons a nappy, And with vacuous grin, Assures party faithful, With beguiling spin. That Johnny they say, Was rushed from the scene, For a season in panto, Replacing Martine. And Prescott escaped, With barely a scratch, He still looks the same; Like VioletSuede's snatch.

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18 comments

[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 21-May-04/8:17 AM Reply
Shuperb. Really shuperb.

By the way, I've just taken delivery of a case of this: http://tinyurl.com/2anck

It's very reasonably priced for such an excellent wine. I suggest you order a case or two yourself.



[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 21-May-04/8:25 AM Reply
Why don't we all come over to your place and get mashed!!!!!!
[n/a] Stephen Robins › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 21-May-04/8:28 AM Reply
Because they wouldn't let bothersome oiks like you in his splendid vicinity.
[n/a] Shuushin 21-May-04/1:23 PM Reply
Another diaper-full of the best you can do.

And you spelled "color" wrong, again.
[n/a] Stephen Robins › Shuushin 21-May-04/2:59 PM Reply
Even by your flaccid standards, that comment failed to make it past a semi-on.

[n/a] Shuushin › Stephen Robins 21-May-04/4:38 PM Reply
Perhaps by your standards - but that doesn't mean much does it? I would just have to have used some cockney lilt and maybe the word cunt and it would be closer to your, again meaningless, ideal.
[0] wilco 21-May-04/1:42 PM Reply
Does it ever get old being a bargain-basement
-=Dark_Angel=-?
[n/a] Stephen Robins › wilco 21-May-04/3:06 PM Reply
I don't understand your comment.

Is this a question to -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. asking him whether he gets old being a bargin basement? If so I think you ought to at least acknowledge the fact he has changed his name.

Anyways, this is all rhetoric, what is a hard fact is that you are poor young scrotum who sadly lacks balls.

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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Stephen Robins 21-May-04/3:17 PM Reply
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[n/a] Stephen Robins › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 21-May-04/3:28 PM Reply
Splendid! Did Lord Jesu' really sound like Stephen Hawkings on poppers?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Stephen Robins 21-May-04/5:18 PM Reply
You have clearly never sampled the dubious delights of poppers. You don't sound like anything except a giggling idiot for thirty seconds, and then you say "Aoooouhhhh. Ha ha ha. Ohh."
[n/a] Shuushin › Stephen Robins 21-May-04/4:43 PM Reply
You don't understand the comment because you are lack the ability to grasp anything beyond the length of your anemic dick, its half-scabbed pee-hole the only thing you have for a mouth, and its empty ball-sack the only thing you have to contain your thin mucous like brain.
[0] wilco › Stephen Robins 21-May-04/4:54 PM Reply
Well, you are partly right. I am poor, young and I do HAVE a scrotum which houses a pair of very large balls.

So, let me make this clear to you:

YOU are a bargain basement -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. You think you are being clever with your comments but you lack the wit and intellect to make them anything but annoying.

It makes no difference, though, because your inability to understand the question better proves my point than anything that I could say.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › wilco 21-May-04/5:16 PM Reply
I can't decide who's more wrong. You're all wrong.
[n/a] Stephen Robins › wilco 23-May-04/11:04 AM Reply
Oh Lord forgive me, what have I done uniting the two greatest wits in the whole of the known world. Shun Shin + nowhereman combined in a ferocious assault of contumely. The affrontary in expressions such as: "lack wit and intellect", "anemic dick" "mucuos like brain" is beguiling in its content and wounding in its venom.

Heaven help me, and indeed anyone else they insult with such well thought out revilements as "prat", "twit" or "nuisance".

[n/a] deleted user 22-May-04/1:32 PM Reply
A charming take on Our Favorite Midget.
[3] Engelbert Humpalot 3-Nov-06/5:22 AM Reply
Who's VioletSuede, Stevie?