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Bookshop girls (Free verse) by Stephen Robins
Bookshop girls, Have pubic curls, That look like they've trapped a bear. Thighs fatted, And faces matted, With acres of sebaceous hair. Plunging tits, And hairy pits, Perhaps I'm being unfair? As when their grin, Is lost to their chin, I arc ropes of cum everywhere!

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.3333335
Weighted score: 4.820706
Overall Rank: 10869
Posted: May 18, 2007 5:59 AM PDT; Last modified: May 18, 2007 5:59 AM PDT
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Comments:
[1] ALChemy @ 71.68.46.177 | 18-May-07/9:31 AM | Reply
The entire cast of Monty Python farts in your general direction.
[5] Skamper @ 202.6.132.210 | 19-May-07/4:15 PM | Reply
Bookshop boys are a tiresome lot
Corduroy trousers
And a spotted bot

[5] nypoet22 @ 74.225.66.5 | 20-May-07/11:43 AM | Reply
the first half is funny. the second half is just gratuitous, doesn't really add anything.
[n/a] Stephen Robins @ 90.201.195.163 > nypoet22 | 21-May-07/1:02 PM | Reply
Yes I think the second half of this poem is really soooooooo much more gratuitous isn't it?
[8] Ranger @ 81.103.124.179 | 23-May-07/2:54 AM | Reply
Have you been in a charity shop recently?
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