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Bookshop girls

by Stephen Robins

Member since 2003 · Posted 18 May 2007 · 5 comments

Bookshop girls, Have pubic curls, That look like they've trapped a bear. Thighs fatted, And faces matted, With acres of sebaceous hair. Plunging tits, And hairy pits, Perhaps I'm being unfair? As when their grin, Is lost to their chin, I arc ropes of cum everywhere!

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5 comments

[1] ALChemy 18-May-07/9:31 AM Reply
The entire cast of Monty Python farts in your general direction.
[5] Skamper 19-May-07/4:15 PM Reply
Bookshop boys are a tiresome lot
Corduroy trousers
And a spotted bot

[5] nypoet22 20-May-07/11:43 AM Reply
the first half is funny. the second half is just gratuitous, doesn't really add anything.
[n/a] Stephen Robins › nypoet22 21-May-07/1:02 PM Reply
Yes I think the second half of this poem is really soooooooo much more gratuitous isn't it?
[8] Ranger 23-May-07/2:54 AM Reply
Have you been in a charity shop recently?