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Tattooed (Limerick) by DR Limerick There was a young lady from Bude.
Who had scenes of old England tattooed.
Her boyfriend one day.
went the whole penine way.
But the cheddar gorge is still to be viewed?
Up the ladder:
There she is!
Down the ladder:
faces unknown
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Posted: June 24, 2004 1:40 PM PDT; Last modified: June 24, 2004 1:40 PM PDTWeighted score: 4.820706 Overall Rank: 10936 Comments:
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Dovina @ 17.255.240.138
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24-Jun-04/3:59 PM
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Comma after day. Funny, sort of.
BLOBBY BLOBBY
There once was an ass from Sheffieid,
Who's keyboard's buttons were concealed, save the L,O,Y and B, He tried to press others you see, but, blobby blob blob was all it would yield.
Yar i is likeyn dis limerick the dr say send some more 2 times a
day ist best for you.
There once was a gay porcupine
With no lovers (because of his spines) Till he got with Dean Cain, Who said 'Sure, there's pain, But compared with buggery, it's fine.'
Gut limerick Zodiac! Wright one a day.this will maken you feel
mutch better!
Fickle Cocca 10!
Ancient, misquoted, mis-punctuated and unamusing.
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