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Tattooed

Member since 2004 · Posted 24 Jun 2004 · 8 comments

There was a young lady from Bude. Who had scenes of old England tattooed. Her boyfriend one day. went the whole penine way. But the cheddar gorge is still to be viewed?

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[6] Dovina 24-Jun-04/3:59 PM Reply

Comma after day. Funny, sort of.

[9] MR Blobby 25-Jun-04/10:28 AM Reply

BLOBBY BLOBBY

[n/a] Doug › MR Blobby 25-Jun-04/10:05 PM Reply

There once was an ass from Sheffieid,
Who's keyboard's buttons were concealed,
save the L,O,Y and B,
He tried to press others you see,
but, blobby blob blob was all it would yield.

[n/a] DR Limerick › Doug 25-Jun-04/11:16 PM Reply

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day ist best for you.

[n/a] zodiac › DR Limerick 26-Jun-04/11:01 AM Reply

There once was a gay porcupine
With no lovers (because of his spines)
Till he got with Dean Cain,
Who said 'Sure, there's pain,
But compared with buggery, it's fine.'

[n/a] DR Limerick › zodiac 26-Jun-04/11:37 PM Reply

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mutch better!

[10] horus8 25-Jun-04/4:47 PM Reply

Fickle Cocca 10!

[1] Edna Sweetlove 20-May-06/5:07 PM Reply

Ancient, misquoted, mis-punctuated and unamusing.