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Don't touch the chairs in a gay bar. (Free verse) by Stephen Robins
Held down in the toilet, Assaulted from behind, All I had asked him, Was whether he would mind, If I could push his stool in.


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Arithmetic Mean: 7.9
Weighted score: 6.45
Overall Rank: 726
Posted: April 12, 2006 5:43 AM PDT; Last modified: April 12, 2006 9:03 AM PDT
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[10] ecargo @ 167.219.88.140 | 17-Apr-06/11:40 AM | Reply
What? No votes? Even beardless and guntless, very funny (though not as funny as a "cream-horne of Jesu"--but what is?).

I used "gunt" (the word, not the unsightly appendage) in conversation the other day.
[n/a] Ranger @ 81.158.79.113 | 18-Apr-06/1:38 AM | Reply
You never struck me as being the sort who'd bother with gay bars.
[10] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.255.171 | 24-Aug-06/4:11 PM | Reply
I love shoving stools 8" up a boy's ass.
[8] Engelbert Humpalot @ 85.210.249.88 | 3-Nov-06/5:17 AM | Reply
This is excellent. Why was his stool hanging out? Had you answered that I would say 10/10. As it is it has to be an 8/10.
[10] deleted user @ 85.210.210.92 | 16-Jan-07/6:11 PM | Reply
Shove it up yo' ass!!!!
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