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Don't touch the chairs in a gay bar.

Member since 2003 · Posted 12 Apr 2006 · Edited 12 Apr 2006 · 7 comments

Held down in the toilet, Assaulted from behind, All I had asked him, Was whether he would mind, If I could push his stool in.

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12 votes so far. Yours would make 13.12 votes so far

A favorite of Edna Sweetlove.

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[10] ecargo 17-Apr-06/11:40 AM Reply

What? No votes? Even beardless and guntless, very funny (though not as funny as a "cream-horne of Jesu"--but what is?).

I used "gunt" (the word, not the unsightly appendage) in conversation the other day.

[n/a] Ranger 18-Apr-06/1:38 AM Reply

You never struck me as being the sort who'd bother with gay bars.

[10] Edna Sweetlove 24-Aug-06/4:11 PM Reply

I love shoving stools 8" up a boy's ass.

[8] Engelbert Humpalot 3-Nov-06/5:17 AM Reply

This is excellent. Why was his stool hanging out? Had you answered that I would say 10/10. As it is it has to be an 8/10.

[10] deleted user 16-Jan-07/6:11 PM Reply

Shove it up yo' ass!!!!

[n/a] rabbi sammy schtupp 24-Aug-21/9:06 AM Reply

Very witty

[n/a] conny lingers 23-Jan-23/9:52 AM Reply

I love this as I am a BIG fan of anal.