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Muff (Free verse) by Stephen Robins My eyes start to water,
And soon they begin to smart,
You've entered the room,
To the roar of a fanny fart.
Like a couple of clapping seals,
In taste, composition and aroma,
Your worst case of front bum wind,
Puts me in a coma.
Your flaps have the suction,
Of a welly full of tripe,
Squelching like a gay man,
Sucking off Michael Stipe.
I swear I saw an ewok,
Grinning between your legs,
Belching loudly with a smell
Like he'd been eating eggs.
Up the ladder:
Tough
Down the ladder:
Roll the dice (revised)
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Posted: March 20, 2006 8:00 AM PST; Last modified: March 20, 2006 8:00 AM PSTWeighted score: 6.855764 Overall Rank: 302 Comments:
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Ranger @ 62.252.32.15
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20-Mar-06/8:19 AM
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'I swear I saw an ewok grinning between your legs' is one of the funniest things I have ever read on this site! *snigger*
Fucking disgusting but i'm guilty of laughing.
That comment could be applied to any of my "poetry".
I must protest. 'Ben Fogle' was a respectably splendid endorsement of a national hero.
Ben Fogle is indeed deserving of a lexcion of praise. I can not think of a pleasant adjective that would look out of place in front of his name:
Valiant Ben Fogle Blissful Ben Fogle Brave Ben Fogle Gleaming Ben Fogle Dewy eyed Ben Fogle Whereas the inverse is true of John Craven: Nasty John Craven Withered John Craven Predatory John Craven Drug-crazed John Craven And as for that whoare Kate Humble: No-gag-reflex Kate Humble Gobby Kate Humble Leaking Kate Humble
http://lavender.fortunecity.com/fullmonty/482/images/ben_camilla.jpg
Can there be a more English Englishman?
Quite frankly, no:
http://www.made-in-korea.co.uk/ben_fogle I have had the honour to be Ben Fogle's proximity on two occasions. The first was at a game of polo where he wore a splendid tweed ensemble finished off with a rakish pair of Wellington Boots. The gash was quite literrely swooning all over him as he lisped about the latest series of animal park. The second occasion was on a beach in Devon where he defied common decency and bestrode the golden sands in nought but a pair of speedos. To say the g'wat were having wide ons all over the beach is to ignore the frantic rustling as they rubbed their pubic mounds. He is an example to us all.
"I swear I saw an ewok, Grinning between your legs," is the funniest thing I've ever heard. 8 - just for that.
Oh my God, this is awful... *still laughing*
Very high class indeed. Who's Michael Stipe?
Charmingly puerile.
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