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Jeremi B. Handrinos

Member since 9 Jan 2003 · 91 poems · 0 favorites

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I was born in Sandimas, California. I am the oldest child and only child. I have 4 halfbrothers and two half sisters. My parents died in a wing walking accident in Utah. My grand mother raised me. I have a seven year old son, and a three year old son.I am good at alot of things but great at nothing. I am a poet. I have lived in a awful amount of awful places, but some were swell, and educationally gratifying. Autodidact.Elitist.Rubberneck.Salacious
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Location
I occupy a palanquin somewhere in central america.
Referrer
From within my own mind
Last active
14 Mar 2007, 3:42 PM
Last login
14 Mar 2007, 3:38 PM
Last posted
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FormVotesAverage
Free verse4057.13
Haiku586.76
Lyric683.76
Limerick135.85
Ode118.00
Concrete110.00
Other477.00
Sonnet99.00
Villanelle109.20
Sestina110.00
Pimple76.14
Acrostic23.50
Triolet18.00
Prose Poem10.00
All6346.75

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FormComments
Free verse530
Haiku66
Lyric66
Limerick16
Ode16
Concrete2
Other91
Sonnet19
Villanelle34
Sestina3
Pimple8
Acrostic1
Triolet1
Prose Poem1
All854

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Poems91 by Jeremi B. Handrinos

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  1. Shifty, But Not Damp From The Porn
    Free verse 0 comments last vote 15 Mar 2007 (0) last comment –
    4.76 2 votes
  2. Louwanda
    Lyric 5 comments last vote 14 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 19 Mar 2006
    6.28 9 votes
  3. Petals
    Free verse 2 comments last vote 14 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 24 Oct 2005
    5.27 4 votes
  4. Mother
    Free verse 2 comments last vote 18 Jun 2008 (10) last comment 16 May 2005
    5.69 7 votes
  5. The Observer
    Free verse 6 comments last vote 17 Sep 2005 (10) last comment 16 May 2005
    5.40 6 votes
  6. The Narrow Way
    Free verse 1 comment last vote 17 Sep 2005 (10) last comment 25 Mar 2005
    5.24 4 votes
  7. Brother's Egg Book
    Free verse 2 comments last vote 17 Sep 2005 (10) last comment 20 Feb 2005
    5.31 5 votes
  8. Storms
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 17 Sep 2005 (10) last comment 29 Dec 2004
    5.85 7 votes
  9. At Second Glance
    Free verse 1 comment last vote 17 Sep 2005 (10) last comment 21 Dec 2004
    5.05 5 votes
  10. Snake (Yin)
    Haiku 1 comment last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 4 Nov 2004
    5.06 9 votes
  11. From Then Till Now
    Free verse 5 comments last vote 21 Dec 2020 (8) last comment 21 Dec 2020
    6.17 9 votes
  12. Beer Commercials
    Haiku 1 comment last vote 29 Aug 2007 (1) last comment 6 Oct 2004
    5.15 7 votes
  13. Beached (Or how I learned to give up the day)
    Lyric 8 comments last vote 21 Dec 2020 (7) last comment 21 Dec 2020
    6.05 10 votes
  14. Honey
    Free verse 6 comments last vote 22 Dec 2020 (3) last comment 17 Sep 2004
    5.67 9 votes
  15. The Pig Roast
    Prose Poem 1 comment last vote 21 Dec 2020 (9) last comment 21 Dec 2020
    5.46 7 votes
  16. Deja Vu
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 21 Dec 2020 (8) last comment 21 Dec 2020
    6.25 10 votes
  17. Horror Film
    Free verse 12 comments last vote 22 Dec 2020 (9) last comment 22 Dec 2020
    5.72 9 votes
  18. Ghost
    Lyric 1 comment last vote 22 Dec 2020 (8) last comment 22 Dec 2020
    5.82 11 votes
  19. Weened
    Free verse 2 comments last vote 22 Dec 2020 (7) last comment 22 Dec 2020
    5.56 9 votes
  20. Cunt
    Free verse 2 comments last vote 21 Dec 2020 (5) last comment 4 Nov 2004
    5.18 11 votes
  21. Sold
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 22 Dec 2020 (2) last comment 22 Dec 2020
    6.04 12 votes
  22. A Quick Lick Of Yellow
    Free verse 12 comments last vote 21 Dec 2020 (6) last comment 17 Sep 2004
    6.46 12 votes
  23. Beah Richards
    Free verse 9 comments last vote 22 Dec 2020 (9) last comment 22 Dec 2020
    6.34 12 votes
  24. The Motherfuckers and The Mystery of Life
    Free verse 9 comments last vote 22 Dec 2020 (1) last comment 22 Feb 2004
    5.67 9 votes
  25. My happy warm faith poem
    Free verse 18 comments last vote 29 Jul 2005 (3) last comment 28 Jan 2004
    5.65 10 votes
  26. Cross Pollination
    Haiku 1 comment last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 15 Jan 2004
    5.04 7 votes
  27. Prepropositioned pudding
    Free verse 10 comments last vote 22 Dec 2020 (8) last comment 22 Dec 2020
    5.15 7 votes
  28. It's lonely at the top
    Free verse 6 comments last vote 22 Dec 2020 (6) last comment 31 Dec 2003
    6.10 10 votes
  29. I read your diary
    Haiku 4 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 12 Jan 2004
    5.45 6 votes
  30. The benefit of being realistic
    Free verse 3 comments last vote 22 Dec 2020 (9) last comment 22 Dec 2020
    5.46 7 votes
  31. Devilution
    Villanelle 18 comments last vote 22 Dec 2020 (8) last comment 22 Dec 2020
    5.27 11 votes
  32. Tales of Woah (Episode #1 Corp. Shin Shines)
    Other 9 comments last vote 22 Dec 2020 (2) last comment 9 Mar 2005
    5.35 7 votes
  33. The Poemranker Poe-lease
    Free verse 14 comments last vote 24 Apr 2020 (1) last comment 12 Apr 2004
    5.64 11 votes
  34. Those weeks I slit my wrists to the Smiths
    Haiku 10 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 14 Nov 2003
    5.64 11 votes
  35. Leg humping is back on the menu
    Free verse 7 comments last vote 20 Feb 2026 (5) last comment 9 Nov 2003
    5.50 9 votes
  36. What went wrong with America? (An essay)
    Free verse 26 comments last vote 25 May 2005 (0) last comment 7 Mar 2005
    6.00 10 votes
  37. Hugh Heffner's Halloween party
    Free verse 14 comments last vote 25 May 2005 (0) last comment 3 Nov 2003
    6.60 10 votes
  38. Often, I'll sit down to pee
    Villanelle 17 comments last vote 7 Feb 2021 (0) last comment 7 Feb 2021
    6.74 24 votes
  39. Who are the best poets on poemranker? (A list by me)
    Other 40 comments last vote 27 Dec 2007 (10) last comment 17 Sep 2004
    6.76 20 votes
  40. Before My Mother's Thighs (A free purse) by Spanish Devil
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 4 Mar 2021 (10) last comment 4 Oct 2003
    5.73 7 votes
  41. Tasmanian Wolfs
    Haiku 3 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (4) last comment 23 Sep 2003
    5.35 10 votes
  42. Unemployment Lining
    Free verse 10 comments last vote 11 Sep 2014 (5) last comment 9 Feb 2005
    5.77 11 votes
  43. My nails are in love with your chalkboard
    Other 24 comments last vote 25 May 2005 (0) last comment 21 Sep 2003
    4.83 9 votes
  44. There are only wolves, and sheep, and moon dance
    Free verse 9 comments last vote 25 May 2005 (0) last comment 3 Sep 2003
    5.47 8 votes
  45. Paranoia & the thinnest curtain
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 16 Nov 2023 (0) last comment 3 Sep 2003
    7.07 12 votes
  46. Burning your desert down
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 25 May 2005 (0) last comment 30 Aug 2003
    6.98 14 votes
  47. My Show at the Whiskey a Go Go on the 26th of August 2003
    Free verse 14 comments last vote 25 May 2005 (0) last comment 3 Oct 2003
    5.90 10 votes
  48. A Manifesto on Murder
    Other 5 comments last vote 25 May 2005 (0) last comment 25 Aug 2003
    5.45 11 votes
  49. Pooty Pops, a delicious way to start your day!
    Haiku 1 comment last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 22 Aug 2003
    5.40 10 votes
  50. How we found Jesus
    Other 7 comments last vote 25 May 2005 (0) last comment 10 Aug 2003
    6.59 11 votes
  51. Bon Voyage
    Free verse 10 comments last vote 2 Feb 2021 (1) last comment 2 Mar 2007
    6.91 35 votes
  52. Satyrs and fluting the teachers
    Sonnet 14 comments last vote 15 Mar 2007 (0) last comment 19 Nov 2003
    6.95 20 votes
  53. DJ Bling Bling spins authenticity
    Haiku 8 comments last vote 3 Feb 2021 (1) last comment 21 Dec 2004
    6.80 26 votes
  54. The first time in forever
    Free verse 8 comments last vote 2 Feb 2021 (1) last comment 30 Jan 2007
    6.95 44 votes
  55. Retirement
    Free verse 24 comments last vote 9 Feb 2021 (0) last comment 8 Mar 2005
    5.59 11 votes
  56. Windmill by the Sea
    Lyric 7 comments last vote 28 Feb 2010 (4) last comment 28 Feb 2010
    5.55 12 votes
  57. The Garden Island
    Free verse 2 comments last vote 24 Jul 2013 (10) last comment 6 Jul 2003
    6.83 9 votes
  58. 910 Via Padova, Claremont, Ca. (Mike Piazza Edit)
    Free verse 5 comments last vote 19 Apr 2021 (7) last comment 8 Jul 2003
    6.70 10 votes
  59. 12673 Jalepeno ave. Chino, Ca.
    Free verse 12 comments last vote 25 May 2005 (0) last comment 21 Dec 2003
    5.12 4 votes
  60. Wigging out
    Sestina 6 comments last vote 2 Feb 2021 (0) last comment 24 Dec 2004
    6.92 37 votes
  61. A pinch from the snuff box
    Haiku 10 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 14 Mar 2004
    4.92 7 votes
  62. Dear God;
    Sonnet 14 comments last vote 20 Oct 2006 (5) last comment 3 Nov 2004
    6.91 18 votes
  63. Ga-go, Part two of that same play, the suspensefull climax.
    Other 8 comments last vote 21 Jan 2021 (8) last comment 18 Mar 2005
    6.46 12 votes
  64. Ga-go, a Filippino play, by a not Filippino man.
    Other 2 comments last vote 25 May 2005 (0) last comment 12 Jun 2003
    5.40 8 votes
  65. Break Down
    Lyric 8 comments last vote 28 Feb 2010 (5) last comment 28 Feb 2010
    5.95 10 votes
  66. Angels & Dinosaurs
    Lyric 8 comments last vote 20 Apr 2023 (1) last comment 25 Jun 2003
    5.20 10 votes
  67. While cleaning the aviary
    Haiku 7 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (1) last comment 29 May 2003
    5.80 10 votes
  68. Expired (early horus8 before the change)
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 9 Feb 2021 (0) last comment 21 May 2003
    5.89 9 votes
  69. CHAMELEON
    Free verse 2 comments last vote 25 May 2005 (0) last comment 14 May 2003
    5.61 8 votes
  70. Sonneting the samples & green eyes
    Sonnet 2 comments last vote 20 Oct 2006 (1) last comment 3 May 2003
    5.55 10 votes
  71. The band "Sigh" aced their MENSA tests
    Limerick 6 comments last vote 15 May 2006 (0) last comment 15 May 2006
    4.74 18 votes
  72. Layne Staley's Sunglasses
    Haiku 4 comments last vote 1 Apr 2006 (10) last comment 20 Apr 2005
    5.81 8 votes
  73. Rounding the corners
    Other 3 comments last vote 3 Feb 2021 (3) last comment 15 Sep 2003
    6.68 11 votes
  74. Barometric pressure & true love (The prince of storms)
    Villanelle 13 comments last vote 7 Feb 2021 (0) last comment 13 Aug 2006
    6.86 35 votes
  75. Love Greased
    Free verse 5 comments last vote 17 Oct 2017 (5) last comment 16 Mar 2005
    6.30 10 votes
  76. Monday night football, Tueasday? War.
    Haiku 16 comments last vote 2 Feb 2021 (0) last comment 2 Feb 2021
    6.87 32 votes
  77. My Tomahawk goes up, UP, AND AWAY!
    Villanelle 12 comments last vote 3 May 2025 (0) last comment 3 May 2025
    5.73 11 votes
  78. Looks like war, but tastes like chicken
    Villanelle 5 comments last vote 6 Jun 2008 (1) last comment 17 Mar 2003
    6.93 14 votes
  79. Sweet, Sweet... Daddy
    Villanelle 13 comments last vote 14 Jan 2021 (6) last comment 4 Aug 2003
    4.85 26 votes
  80. Something for Lynn
    Free verse 17 comments last vote 7 Feb 2021 (0) last comment 10 Mar 2003
    7.00 15 votes
  81. Whales
    Haiku 13 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (2) last comment 26 Apr 2005
    6.01 13 votes
  82. The cross roads
    Villanelle 4 comments last vote 5 Jan 2015 (10) last comment 10 Apr 2003
    6.78 21 votes
  83. An Ode to the professor, but not Marianne
    Ode 14 comments last vote 26 Jan 2011 (1) last comment 6 Feb 2003
    5.00 21 votes
  84. The Kansas City Chiefs suck
    Haiku 47 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (3) last comment 27 Aug 2003
    4.97 62 votes
  85. Hermes Trigamestus (was not a monk edit)
    Haiku 28 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (4) last comment 5 Feb 2003
    6.52 13 votes
  86. Minoan lover
    Lyric 13 comments last vote 28 Feb 2010 (5) last comment 28 Feb 2010
    5.76 15 votes
  87. Head and Shoulders
    Haiku 5 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (1) last comment 21 Apr 2005
    5.97 12 votes
  88. The Queen & The Locksmith
    Sonnet 10 comments last vote 19 Jan 2015 (9) last comment 14 Apr 2004
    6.58 12 votes
  89. The blue light special.
    Limerick 12 comments last vote 15 May 2006 (1) last comment 15 May 2006
    4.63 14 votes
  90. The shirt I wore to dinner.
    Free verse 18 comments last vote 21 Dec 2020 (8) last comment 27 Feb 2003
    5.45 13 votes
  91. Pro Forma
    Haiku 15 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (2) last comment 4 Nov 2004
    5.56 9 votes

Across them: score 5.86 from 1163 votes · mean rank 2731.45 · 816 comments · last vote 20 Feb 2026 · last comment 3 May 2025