Free verse № 35786
The shirt I wore to dinner.
I made my shirt
For dinner tonight
Well, not made,
But it is white
Plain, and v necked.
Pure and cheap
I am going to wear
It to a meeting at
This restaurant.
Another stupid raw
Fish joint.
I'm going to wear
It over a stinky
Thermal long sleeved
Top that I have had on
For days now.
With a pair of
501 blues and vans.
On the front of the
Shirt I wrote
"What are you looking
at motherfucker?"
On the back reads
"If you are reading
this. You are a sorry
Fucking idiot"
On the right sleeve.
"Space for rent"
on the left sleeve,
"Fuck Ozzyâs stupid
Fat retarded pompous ugly
Boring fucking daughter,
And show, but I love
Black Sabbath".
Twenty bucks says
No one will forget
Dinner tonight, or
Be able to swallow
Their chewingâs,
And I believe that It
is about fucking time.
And free food
More flowers
for Algeron.
18 comments
But this still doesn't get a vote above 5.
stupid cunt, Do you actually think I do not know how to show posession when it comes to nouns? Here, go suck Jimmy Hoffa's cock Poemwanker (notice how i properly capitalized your user name idiot))
The dr.giggles guy? that's pretty fucked up. Somehow, you don't seem like you'd be the quiet one in any situation.
Utter suger. 1. You attempt to shock, but just leave me cold, safe in the knowledge I have discovered yet another dumb flunk.
or
Utter slop. 1. You attempt to shock, but just leave me cold, safe in the knowledge I have discovered yet another dumb twot.
or
Utter tripe. 1. You attempt to shock, but just leave me cold, safe in the knowledge I have discovered yet another dumb waiter.
Let us say that you are a dutchman. If you were to come across a fellow dutchman who, in your opinion, was dumb, would you call him a speechless Hollander? No you would not! To do so would sound ridiculous. I suggest that you would pick another noun, one which you felt best described this mute dutchman, maybe blighter, or perhaps that other b word that denotes "one who is addicted to the unnatural vice". In your comment, Tarquin, you replaced such a noun with "Yank"
Let us say your dutch friend (whats his name by the way?) is of indonesian extraction, you may want to call him a "dumb blackamoor", would this be less or more racist than your description of Jerimi. Is it simply discriptive? or is the discriptor infact a device to insinuate a more sinister meaning?
I would suggest that, by drawing attention to it, you are showing distain for your dutchmans moorishness (if i had suspected that you kept going back for more, that you were "one that is addicted to the unnatural vice" I would have left well alone) otherwise you would not have commented upon it. Your disdain of yankyness and moorishness is insidious and rassssssist
Either that or your just don't grasp the purpose of an insult
You six foot tall, 11 stone, blond haired, blue eyed, sock wearing, perfectly normal looking poemranker.
First you're rasssist to Jerimi and his smooth buttocks and now your having a go at Andries.
Don't hate Andries cause he's black
......opinion is fact? Oh by my sacred gonads
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