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About: I was born in Sandimas, California. I am the oldest child and only child. I have 4 halfbrothers and two half sisters. My parents died in a wing walking accident in Utah. My grand mother raised me. I have a seven year old son, and a three year old son.I am good at alot of things but great at nothing. I am a poet. I have lived in a awful amount of awful places, but some were swell, and educationally gratifying. Autodidact.Elitist.Rubberneck.Salacious
Homepage: http://www.garageband.com/user/horus8
Location: I occupy a palanquin somewhere in central america.
Referrer: From within my own mind
Date Joined: 9-Jan-03/4:42 PM
Last Active: 14-Mar-07/3:42 PM
Last Login: 14-Mar-07/3:38 PM (see ips by user)
Last poems posted:
Shifty, But Not Damp From The Porn14-Mar-07/3:40 PM
Louwanda18-Mar-06/7:10 PM
Petals23-Oct-05/11:37 AM

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Voting history:
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StyleVotesAverage
Free verse 405 7.13
Haiku 58 6.76
Lyric 68 3.76
Limerick 13 5.85
Ode 11 8.00
Concrete 1 10.00
Other 47 7.00
Sonnet 9 9.00
Villanelle 10 9.20
Sestina 1 10.00
Pimple 7 6.14
Acrostic 2 3.50
Triolet 1 8.00
Prose Poem 1 0.00
6346.75
Comment history:
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StyleComments
Free verse 530
Haiku 66
Lyric 66
Limerick 16
Ode 16
Concrete 2
Other 91
Sonnet 19
Villanelle 34
Sestina 3
Pimple 8
Acrostic 1
Triolet 1
Prose Poem 1
854
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Often, I'll sit down to pee Villanelle 6.74;24 07-Feb-21 (0) 471 07-Feb-21 17
Monday night football, Tueasday? War. Haiku 6.87;32 02-Feb-21 (0) 272 02-Feb-21 16
Sold Free verse 6.04;12 22-Dec-20 (2) 1235 22-Dec-20 4
The benefit of being realistic Free verse 5.46;7 22-Dec-20 (9) 2888 22-Dec-20 3
Ghost Lyric 5.82;11 22-Dec-20 (8) 1644 22-Dec-20 1
Prepropositioned pudding Free verse 5.15;7 22-Dec-20 (8) 5192 22-Dec-20 10
Horror Film Free verse 5.72;9 22-Dec-20 (9) 1887 22-Dec-20 12
Beah Richards Free verse 6.34;12 22-Dec-20 (9) 842 22-Dec-20 9
Devilution Villanelle 5.27;11 22-Dec-20 (8) 3800 22-Dec-20 18
Weened Free verse 5.56;9 22-Dec-20 (7) 2459 22-Dec-20 2
From Then Till Now Free verse 6.17;9 21-Dec-20 (8) 1036 21-Dec-20 5
The Pig Roast Prose Poem 5.46;7 21-Dec-20 (9) 2893 21-Dec-20 1
Beached (Or how I learned to give up the day) Lyric 6.05;10 21-Dec-20 (7) 1208 21-Dec-20 8
Deja Vu Free verse 6.25;10 21-Dec-20 (8) 927 21-Dec-20 4
Windmill by the Sea Lyric 5.55;12 28-Feb-10 (4) 2489 28-Feb-10 7
Minoan lover Lyric 5.76;15 28-Feb-10 (5) 1777 28-Feb-10 13
Break Down Lyric 5.95;10 28-Feb-10 (5) 1367 28-Feb-10 8
Bon Voyage Free verse 6.91;35 02-Feb-21 (1) 210 02-Mar-07 10
The first time in forever Free verse 6.95;44 02-Feb-21 (1) 155 30-Jan-07 8
Barometric pressure & true love (The prince of storms) Villanelle 6.86;35 07-Feb-21 (0) 295 13-Aug-06 13
The blue light special. Limerick 4.63;14 15-May-06 (1) 12401 15-May-06 12
The band "Sigh" aced their MENSA tests Limerick 4.74;18 15-May-06 (0) 11730 15-May-06 6
Louwanda Lyric 6.28;9 14-Jan-07 (0) 905 19-Mar-06 5
Petals Free verse 5.27;4 14-Jan-07 (0) 3918 24-Oct-05 2
Mother Free verse 5.69;7 18-Jun-08 (10) 1976 16-May-05 2
The Observer Free verse 5.40;6 17-Sep-05 (10) 3135 16-May-05 6
Whales Haiku 6.01;13 29-Aug-07 (2) 1247 26-Apr-05 13
Head and Shoulders Haiku 5.97;12 29-Aug-07 (1) 1343 21-Apr-05 5
Layne Staley's Sunglasses Haiku 5.81;8 01-Apr-06 (10) 1655 20-Apr-05 4
The Narrow Way Free verse 5.24;4 17-Sep-05 (10) 4093 25-Mar-05 1
Ga-go, Part two of that same play, the suspensefull climax. Other 6.46;12 21-Jan-21 (8) 711 18-Mar-05 8
Love Greased Free verse 6.30;10 17-Oct-17 (5) 874 16-Mar-05 5
Tales of Woah (Episode #1 Corp. Shin Shines) Other 5.35;7 22-Dec-20 (2) 3434 09-Mar-05 9
Retirement Free verse 5.59;11 09-Feb-21 (0) 2325 08-Mar-05 24
What went wrong with America? (An essay) Free verse 6.00;10 25-May-05 (0) 1286 07-Mar-05 26
Brother's Egg Book Free verse 5.31;5 17-Sep-05 (10) 3590 20-Feb-05 2
Unemployment Lining Free verse 5.77;11 11-Sep-14 (5) 1755 09-Feb-05 10
Storms Free verse 5.85;7 17-Sep-05 (10) 1591 29-Dec-04 4
Wigging out Sestina 6.92;37 02-Feb-21 (0) 202 24-Dec-04 6
DJ Bling Bling spins authenticity Haiku 6.80;26 03-Feb-21 (1) 413 21-Dec-04 8
At Second Glance Free verse 5.05;5 17-Sep-05 (10) 6881 21-Dec-04 1
Pro Forma Haiku 5.56;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 2451 04-Nov-04 15
Cunt Free verse 5.18;11 21-Dec-20 (5) 4797 04-Nov-04 2
Snake (Yin) Haiku 5.06;9 29-Aug-07 (0) 6807 04-Nov-04 1
Dear God; Sonnet 6.91;18 20-Oct-06 (5) 230 03-Nov-04 14
Beer Commercials Haiku 5.15;7 29-Aug-07 (1) 5198 06-Oct-04 1
A Quick Lick Of Yellow Free verse 6.46;12 21-Dec-20 (6) 716 17-Sep-04 12
Honey Free verse 5.67;9 22-Dec-20 (3) 2080 17-Sep-04 6
Who are the best poets on poemranker? (A list by me) Other 6.76;20 27-Dec-07 (10) 441 17-Sep-04 40
The Queen & The Locksmith Sonnet 6.58;12 19-Jan-15 (9) 621 14-Apr-04 10
The Poemranker Poe-lease Free verse 5.64;11 24-Apr-20 (1) 2170 12-Apr-04 14
A pinch from the snuff box Haiku 4.92;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 9393 14-Mar-04 10
The Motherfuckers and The Mystery of Life Free verse 5.67;9 22-Dec-20 (1) 2077 22-Feb-04 9
My happy warm faith poem Free verse 5.65;10 29-Jul-05 (3) 2125 28-Jan-04 18
Cross Pollination Haiku 5.04;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 7209 15-Jan-04 1
I read your diary Haiku 5.45;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 2965 12-Jan-04 4
It's lonely at the top Free verse 6.10;10 22-Dec-20 (6) 1145 31-Dec-03 6
12673 Jalepeno ave. Chino, Ca. Free verse 5.12;4 25-May-05 (0) 5744 21-Dec-03 12
Satyrs and fluting the teachers Sonnet 6.95;20 15-Mar-07 (0) 158 19-Nov-03 14
Those weeks I slit my wrists to the Smiths Haiku 5.64;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 2172 14-Nov-03 10
Leg humping is back on the menu Free verse 5.30;8 25-May-05 (0) 3677 09-Nov-03 7
Hugh Heffner's Halloween party Free verse 6.60;10 25-May-05 (0) 606 03-Nov-03 14
Before My Mother's Thighs (A free purse) by Spanish Devil Free verse 5.73;7 04-Mar-21 (10) 1847 04-Oct-03 4
My Show at the Whiskey a Go Go on the 26th of August 2003 Free verse 5.90;10 25-May-05 (0) 1456 03-Oct-03 14
Tasmanian Wolfs Haiku 5.35;10 29-Aug-07 (4) 3396 23-Sep-03 3
My nails are in love with your chalkboard Other 4.83;9 25-May-05 (0) 10772 21-Sep-03 24
Rounding the corners Other 6.68;11 03-Feb-21 (3) 529 15-Sep-03 3
There are only wolves, and sheep, and moon dance Free verse 5.47;8 25-May-05 (0) 2838 03-Sep-03 9
Paranoia & the thinnest curtain Free verse 6.77;11 25-May-05 (0) 434 03-Sep-03 4
Burning your desert down Free verse 6.98;14 25-May-05 (0) 102 30-Aug-03 4
The Kansas City Chiefs suck Haiku 4.97;62 29-Aug-07 (3) 8489 27-Aug-03 47
A Manifesto on Murder Other 5.45;11 25-May-05 (0) 2901 25-Aug-03 5
Pooty Pops, a delicious way to start your day! Haiku 5.40;10 29-Aug-07 (0) 3180 22-Aug-03 1
How we found Jesus Other 6.59;11 25-May-05 (0) 611 10-Aug-03 7
Sweet, Sweet... Daddy Villanelle 4.85;26 14-Jan-21 (6) 10590 04-Aug-03 13
910 Via Padova, Claremont, Ca. (Mike Piazza Edit) Free verse 6.70;10 19-Apr-21 (7) 517 08-Jul-03 5
The Garden Island Free verse 6.83;9 24-Jul-13 (10) 332 06-Jul-03 2
Angels & Dinosaurs Lyric 5.44;9 25-May-05 (0) 2980 25-Jun-03 8
Ga-go, a Filippino play, by a not Filippino man. Other 5.40;8 25-May-05 (0) 3100 12-Jun-03 2
While cleaning the aviary Haiku 5.80;10 29-Aug-07 (1) 1694 29-May-03 7
Expired (early horus8 before the change) Free verse 5.89;9 09-Feb-21 (0) 1490 21-May-03 4
CHAMELEON Free verse 5.61;8 25-May-05 (0) 2286 14-May-03 2
Sonneting the samples & green eyes Sonnet 5.55;10 20-Oct-06 (1) 2474 03-May-03 2
My Tomahawk goes up, UP, AND AWAY! Villanelle 6.05;10 25-May-05 (0) 1204 27-Apr-03 11
The cross roads Villanelle 6.78;21 05-Jan-15 (10) 427 10-Apr-03 4
Looks like war, but tastes like chicken Villanelle 6.93;14 06-Jun-08 (1) 186 17-Mar-03 5
Something for Lynn Free verse 7.00;15 07-Feb-21 (0) 92 10-Mar-03 17
The shirt I wore to dinner. Free verse 5.45;13 21-Dec-20 (8) 2922 27-Feb-03 18
An Ode to the professor, but not Marianne Ode 5.00;21 26-Jan-11 (1) 7484 06-Feb-03 14
Hermes Trigamestus (was not a monk edit) Haiku 6.52;13 29-Aug-07 (4) 671 05-Feb-03 28
Shifty, But Not Damp From The Porn Free verse 4.76;2 15-Mar-07 (0) 11446 N/A 0
5.86;1159 19-Apr-21 2722.46 07-Feb-21 815




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