I'm 14 years old And what's to say? Life's so whatever And school is gay Except for Jonny Plums He's got passion... He's hung like Jesus And up on fashion He told me that He "loved my cheers" While at Tina Tuna's - - party, bonging beers I stared into his deep blue eyes "Lets go up stairs Give it a try?" He said with all sincerity And just like that Went my virginity And would you believe I wasn't his first? And that's not even the part that's the worst Jonny Plums' seeds were slow Now I've a son with a helmet and 'fro as big as me and twice as dumb And why!? Jonny never made me come