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Louwanda (Lyric) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
I'm 14 years old
And what's to say?
Life's so whatever
And school is gay
Except for Jonny Plums
He's got passion...
He's hung like Jesus
And up on fashion
He told me that
He "loved my cheers"
While at Tina Tuna's -
- party, bonging beers
I stared into
his deep blue eyes
"Lets go up stairs
Give it a try?"
He said with all sincerity
And just like that
Went my virginity
And would you believe
I wasn't his first?
And that's not even
the part that's the worst
Jonny Plums'
seeds were slow
Now I've a son
with a helmet and 'fro
as big as me
and twice as dumb
And why!?
Jonny never made me come
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Weighted score: 6.2777777
Overall Rank: 904
Posted: March 18, 2006 7:10 PM PST; Last modified: March 18, 2006 7:10 PM PST
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