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Prepropositioned pudding (Free verse) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
"I will take you, and you, and you..." I say to my left hand at the fridge door as I grab a selection of left-overs, and head back to the couch to take in more than my fair share of infomasturbatory cosmic crapparoni. That's where I noticed (with a look that could only be called 'regretable'.) some fucker had gone & finger swiped the pudding? And thus begins the mystery of "The Prepropositioned Pudding". And my queer dilema.

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Weighted score: 5.0448236
Overall Rank: 6940
Posted: January 11, 2004 3:48 PM PST; Last modified: January 11, 2004 4:06 PM PST
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[3] little_big_nose @ 216.207.133.193 | 11-Jan-04/6:38 PM | Reply
fucked up, like poems should be, this is a little too off for me
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.116.54 > little_big_nose | 11-Jan-04/8:23 PM | Reply
Just admit it? You're a simpleton.
How about you admit that you just throw a buch of big words together and call it a poem?
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.116.54 > little_big_nose | 11-Jan-04/8:31 PM | Reply
Excuse me? Ha ha ha... no not quite, but if that helps you sleep at night then hug onto it by all means lol. Big words? You mean the words I invented that don't exist? Idiot.
[n/a] lastobelus @ 213.61.217.3 > Jeremi B. Handrinos | 12-Jan-04/1:51 AM | Reply
prepropositioned gets one google, it's been (mis)used before, by someone in the navy

crapparoni gets two googles, one by a very cute 17-year old somewhere in the midwest

regretable gets 5700 googles, it's a common misspelling, and this particular semantic misuse of the word is also regrettably common, as I'm sure you intended.

infomasturbatory, however, appears to be brand new. I compliment you. I hope it enters the lexicon, it's a tremendously fabulous word.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.116.54 > little_big_nose | 11-Jan-04/10:24 PM | Reply
You are aware that those big words I threw in there aren't real words at all correct? How they convinced you that they were is why I have them there. Sucker.
[8] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.160.156 > little_big_nose | 12-Jan-04/11:52 AM | Reply
Is that your way of saying "I can't understand what you write so instead of admitting to ignorance, I'll declare your work poorly written & unintelligible."?

I think so.

(comment directed at little_big_nose)
[8] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.160.156 | 12-Jan-04/11:54 AM | Reply
Nice hunting traps. 8.
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