I often must sit down to pee
and truly try to concentrate
On the little girl inside me
I fold my hands upon my knee
Please allow me to reiterate
I often must sit down to pee
Morning wood won't let me be
When I cannot just ejaculate
On the little girl inside me
I pray the guys never'll see
The secret ways I'll urinate
I often just sit down to pee
I got a padded seat for free
When I bought an Elvis plate
For the timid girl inside me
Boys much rather mark a tree
To reassure they're straight
Compared to the way I do pee
On the little girl inside me
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