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Often, I'll sit down to pee (Villanelle) by Jeremi B. Handrinos I often must sit down to pee
and truly try to concentrate
On the little girl inside me
I fold my hands upon my knee
Please allow me to reiterate
I often must sit down to pee
Morning wood won't let me be
When I cannot just ejaculate
On the little girl inside me
I pray the guys never'll see
The secret ways I'll urinate
I often just sit down to pee
I got a padded seat for free
When I bought an Elvis plate
For the timid girl inside me
Boys much rather mark a tree
To reassure they're straight
Compared to the way I do pee
On the little girl inside me
Up the ladder:
sum of squares
Down the ladder:
Gilded Stumps of Olde (AN STORY THAT IS NOT AN POEME)
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 6.75
Posted: October 4, 2003 6:29 AM PDT; Last modified: October 4, 2003 6:29 AM PDTWeighted score: 6.7382874 Overall Rank: 473 Comments:
this sucks. you get 10's and 8's for this shit and my pee haiku gets NOTHING and I thought of the pissing way back in the day. I have to give you a 0 out of spite.
Please don't hurt my feelings. They're all I have left.
I often stand. I also check out the underage. That's the dirty old man in me.
huh?
i like it but i dont get it!
I think my seven year old wrote this????
And I pee on this travesty of a poem
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8.