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Often, I'll sit down to pee (Villanelle) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
I often must sit down to pee and truly try to concentrate On the little girl inside me I fold my hands upon my knee Please allow me to reiterate I often must sit down to pee Morning wood won't let me be When I cannot just ejaculate On the little girl inside me I pray the guys never'll see The secret ways I'll urinate I often just sit down to pee I got a padded seat for free When I bought an Elvis plate For the timid girl inside me Boys much rather mark a tree To reassure they're straight Compared to the way I do pee On the little girl inside me


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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0434785
Weighted score: 7.006724
Overall Rank: 245
Posted: October 4, 2003 6:29 AM PDT; Last modified: October 4, 2003 6:29 AM PDT
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[8] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.166.127 | 4-Oct-03/6:52 AM | Reply
does she have pony tails and a mini-skirt?

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[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 > SupremeDreamer | 4-Oct-03/7:09 AM | Reply
no but she has a barbie toaster
[n/a] New Life Drug @ 67.112.121.181 | 4-Oct-03/2:43 PM | Reply
this sucks. you get 10's and 8's for this shit and my pee haiku gets NOTHING and I thought of the pissing way back in the day. I have to give you a 0 out of spite.
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > New Life Drug | 4-Oct-03/9:24 PM | Reply
Please don't hurt my feelings. They're all I have left.
[9] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.21 | 6-Oct-03/6:03 PM | Reply
I often stand. I also check out the underage. That's the dirty old man in me.
[5] frdup717 @ 4.29.181.60 | 29-Jul-04/2:51 PM | Reply
huh?
i like it
but i dont get it!
[0] unnesessary @ 64.12.116.140 | 10-Sep-04/10:22 PM | Reply
I think my seven year old wrote this????
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