I often must sit down to pee and truly try to concentrate On the little girl inside me I fold my hands upon my knee Please allow me to reiterate I often must sit down to pee Morning wood won't let me be When I cannot just ejaculate On the little girl inside me I pray the guys never'll see The secret ways I'll urinate I often just sit down to pee I got a padded seat for free When I bought an Elvis plate For the timid girl inside me Boys much rather mark a tree To reassure they're straight Compared to the way I do pee On the little girl inside me