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A pinch from the snuff box (Haiku) by Jeremi B. Handrinos I piss standing up,
but so does this whore I know
down on Mudlark Lane.
Up the ladder:
Loss I havn't yet known
Down the ladder:
Love
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Posted: June 19, 2003 4:21 PM PDT; Last modified: December 15, 2003 12:50 PM PSTWeighted score: 4.9231596 Overall Rank: 9402 Comments:
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OneFingerAnswer @ 216.138.10.3
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20-Jun-03/1:33 AM
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I look like I literally pissed myself. I actually was drinking water and when I laughed it went all over me. None the less, you owe me a change of pants. 8
A little originality?
Are you telling me a woman with a penis isn't original?
Are you telling us a woman with a penis is original???!!?!?!?!?!?
What are you slow? Obviously, or I wouldn't have written it.
What with all your wacky crazy experience of shit and stuff, you've never done a hard hitting cutting edge street panto?
Well I'll be damned Jeremi B. Handrinos. Have we finally found something you don't excell at Jeremi B Handrinos. And i always thought you'd make a really rather first rate Panto Dame Jeremi B Handrinos Arrrree yoooou teeeelllling me a woooomaaan wiiith a pennnnnnis issssn't oriiiiiiginal?
'erhaps if you'd pause for a moment and quit blowing bubbles out your father's corn pipe, you'd notice that a penis is no place for your to starch your bow tie.
Original Question:
Are you telling me a woman with a penis isn't original? Answer: (Specially Condensed in a special condensing machine so that it is condensed for special condensed usage.) Yes. No amount of Syruping the Spotted dick, Jeremy b-eing the handyross or indeed any verbing the nouneage will conwince otherwise.
I'm sorry, this conversation is so old I've grown up since then, and now concur, carry on. By the way, you're thoroughly fucking simmered.
You do entertain the most curious fancies.
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