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A pinch from the snuff box (Haiku) by Jeremi B. Handrinos

I piss standing up, but so does this whore I know down on Mudlark Lane.

==Doylum 13-Mar-04/6:00 AM
Original Question:

Are you telling me a woman with a penis isn't original?

Answer: (Specially Condensed in a special condensing machine so that it is condensed for special condensed usage.)

Yes.

No amount of Syruping the Spotted dick, Jeremy b-eing the handyross or indeed any verbing the nouneage will conwince otherwise.




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