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Satyrs and fluting the teachers (Sonnet) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
The universe is my kindergarden Finger painting Uranus on a cheek Is hardly what I would call a bargain, but it is better than hide and go seek Each day grandma drops me off to go preen And I bee line straight for the building blocks Architecturally, I am quite keen That includes reading codes, and picking locks. Prodigy to those upon who's head fell fruit and even those that died in poor vain Especially martyrs bleeding in cells & Oedipus, Nietzsche, Freud & cocaine. These childcare workers are in for a treat When they discover this lad has hooved feet.

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Overall Rank: 159
Posted: August 4, 2003 1:54 PM PDT; Last modified: August 4, 2003 3:11 PM PDT
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[10] INTRANSIT @ | 4-Aug-03/1:58 PM | Reply
I, unfortunately, am not the powers that be. Otherwise I'd hand you your poetryc diploma and kick your fucking ass off poemranker!!!!
[10] INTRANSIT @ | 4-Aug-03/2:00 PM | Reply
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ > INTRANSIT | 4-Aug-03/2:06 PM | Reply
You're write, could you revote sir, and thank you.
[3] poetandknowit @ > Jeremi B. Handrinos | 4-Aug-03/2:35 PM | Reply
An old friend who wandered off that way. We believe he might have had a stunning run in gay porn. However, that would require more research than I am up for at present. Literally. So, if you see him, please drop him my regards. That would be ever so kind. You guys might hit is off.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ > poetandknowit | 4-Aug-03/2:48 PM | Reply
It doesn't really ring a bell.
Perhaps he had a stage name like

Jeff Striker
Mark beauty
Tooty Fruity Booty
Sam Studwell
Harvey Hungwell
Thor Thickland
Micky Porque
of course
Bono Van Homostein
Son of Dr. Von Homostein

These are the only people
I know, let me know if that helps.
[3] poetandknowit @ | 4-Aug-03/2:13 PM | Reply
Maybe this should have been a paper airplane.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ > poetandknowit | 4-Aug-03/2:17 PM | Reply
I wouldn't doubt it, maybe it has been already and will be again. Let's take a moment shall we?
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ > poetandknowit | 4-Aug-03/2:20 PM | Reply
But tell me... Does this mean I can't use you as a referral on my resume?
[3] poetandknowit @ > Jeremi B. Handrinos | 4-Aug-03/2:23 PM | Reply
You think so slowly you constantly double comment. Think things through before you waste space. At least keep it confined to one box. Sorry, no referrals. I would have to tell the truth. It may hurt your budding career in the porn industry. If you see Alex Graham, please do say hello.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ > poetandknowit | 4-Aug-03/2:30 PM | Reply
[8] SupremeDreamer @ | 4-Aug-03/3:15 PM | Reply
lol.. nice. hey, btw are you going to point me to the url of that manly p hall essay or what? I mean, i hate being teased and cheated out of an interesting read.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ > SupremeDreamer | 4-Aug-03/3:21 PM | Reply
Yeah, I'll dig it up.
[0] <~> @ | 4-Aug-03/6:10 PM | Reply
hooven? cloven? woven? film at 11?
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