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Satyrs and fluting the teachers (Sonnet) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
The universe is my kindergarden Finger painting Uranus on a cheek Is hardly what I would call a bargain, but it is better than hide and go seek Each day grandma drops me off to go preen And I bee line straight for the building blocks Architecturally, I am quite keen That includes reading codes, and picking locks. Prodigy to those upon who's head fell fruit and even those that died in poor vain Especially martyrs bleeding in cells & Oedipus, Nietzsche, Freud & cocaine. These childcare workers are in for a treat When they discover this lad has hooved feet.

Down the ladder: KAT 2

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.05
Weighted score: 6.952777
Overall Rank: 309
Posted: August 4, 2003 1:54 PM PDT; Last modified: August 4, 2003 3:11 PM PDT
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[10] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.208.102 | 4-Aug-03/1:58 PM | Reply
I, unfortunately, am not the powers that be. Otherwise I'd hand you your poetryc diploma and kick your fucking ass off poemranker!!!!
[10] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.208.102 | 4-Aug-03/2:00 PM | Reply
worker(s)!
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 > INTRANSIT | 4-Aug-03/2:06 PM | Reply
You're write, could you revote sir, and thank you.
[3] poetandknowit @ 67.40.59.252 > Jeremi B. Handrinos | 4-Aug-03/2:35 PM | Reply
An old friend who wandered off that way. We believe he might have had a stunning run in gay porn. However, that would require more research than I am up for at present. Literally. So, if you see him, please drop him my regards. That would be ever so kind. You guys might hit is off.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 > poetandknowit | 4-Aug-03/2:48 PM | Reply
It doesn't really ring a bell.
Perhaps he had a stage name like

Jeff Striker
Mark beauty
Tooty Fruity Booty
Sam Studwell
Harvey Hungwell
Thor Thickland
Micky Porque
&
of course
Bono Van Homostein
Son of Dr. Von Homostein

These are the only people
I know, let me know if that helps.
[3] poetandknowit @ 67.40.59.252 | 4-Aug-03/2:13 PM | Reply
Maybe this should have been a paper airplane.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 > poetandknowit | 4-Aug-03/2:17 PM | Reply
I wouldn't doubt it, maybe it has been already and will be again. Let's take a moment shall we?
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 > poetandknowit | 4-Aug-03/2:20 PM | Reply
But tell me... Does this mean I can't use you as a referral on my resume?
[3] poetandknowit @ 67.40.59.252 > Jeremi B. Handrinos | 4-Aug-03/2:23 PM | Reply
You think so slowly you constantly double comment. Think things through before you waste space. At least keep it confined to one box. Sorry, no referrals. I would have to tell the truth. It may hurt your budding career in the porn industry. If you see Alex Graham, please do say hello.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 > poetandknowit | 4-Aug-03/2:30 PM | Reply
Who?
[8] SupremeDreamer @ 69.19.179.22 | 4-Aug-03/3:15 PM | Reply
lol.. nice. hey, btw are you going to point me to the url of that manly p hall essay or what? I mean, i hate being teased and cheated out of an interesting read.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 > SupremeDreamer | 4-Aug-03/3:21 PM | Reply
Yeah, I'll dig it up.
[0] <~> @ 64.252.48.242 | 4-Aug-03/6:10 PM | Reply
hooven? cloven? woven? film at 11?
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