The universe is my kindergarden Finger painting Uranus on a cheek Is hardly what I would call a bargain, but it is better than hide and go seek Each day grandma drops me off to go preen And I bee line straight for the building blocks Architecturally, I am quite keen That includes reading codes, and picking locks. Prodigy to those upon who's head fell fruit and even those that died in poor vain Especially martyrs bleeding in cells & Oedipus, Nietzsche, Freud & cocaine. These childcare workers are in for a treat When they discover this lad has hooved feet.