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Those weeks I slit my wrists to the Smiths (Haiku) by Jeremi B. Handrinos She fucked my best friend
"Every day is like Sunday."
But I fucked her bros.
Monday? Monday sucks?
And not because I'm a fag
It just fucking does.
Junked up on the nods
Tuesday I ate at Ruby's
A Dennys with cheer!
I'm just sick of life
Who said Wednesday's for lovers?
Hopelessly middled.
Thursdays are when I
turn into a crocked Viking.
And sail the toilet.
last Friday I was
convinced it was still Thursday.
Must have been the skirt.
If it wasn't for
Saturdays? I'd probably
have lived forever.
Up the ladder:
The Poemranker Poe-lease
Down the ladder:
The Folded Ways Your Eyes Cave
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Posted: November 13, 2003 12:31 AM PST; Last modified: November 13, 2003 12:35 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.6363635 Overall Rank: 2170 Comments:
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ShaNoN+960317485 @ 199.40.206.3
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13-Nov-03/6:18 AM
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Get a life will ya
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horus8 @ 24.126.116.54
> ShaNoN+960317485
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13-Nov-03/9:54 AM
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Want a mustache ride?
Liked the beginning, great stuff. Should have kept the initial happy note all the way through. Have you tried making love to geese as a method of cheering yourself up. ...7...
Repeatedly
quite a week. yep, quite a week.
well, not too bad, not the best you could have done though.
Blessed with 8.
That's because they are Pimpke Haikus, obviously.
I'm not gay and I hate the smiths.
Ah.. how am I sposed to know that?
I dont know much, if anything, about haikus (other than 575-) so I couldnt spot a pimple haiku if it was growing on my nose, sorry for my ignorance. Never said you were gay or liked the smiths?- defensive today? 313 view(s)
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