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Those weeks I slit my wrists to the Smiths (Haiku) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
She fucked my best friend "Every day is like Sunday." But I fucked her bros. Monday? Monday sucks? And not because I'm a fag It just fucking does. Junked up on the nods Tuesday I ate at Ruby's A Dennys with cheer! I'm just sick of life Who said Wednesday's for lovers? Hopelessly middled. Thursdays are when I turn into a crocked Viking. And sail the toilet. last Friday I was convinced it was still Thursday. Must have been the skirt. If it wasn't for Saturdays? I'd probably have lived forever.

Up the ladder: On the Occasion

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.2727275
Weighted score: 5.6363635
Overall Rank: 2134
Posted: November 13, 2003 12:31 AM PST; Last modified: November 13, 2003 12:35 AM PST
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[3] ShaNoN+960317485 @ 199.40.206.3 | 13-Nov-03/6:18 AM | Reply
Get a life will ya
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.116.54 > ShaNoN+960317485 | 13-Nov-03/9:54 AM | Reply
Want a mustache ride?
[7] Bobjim @ 212.135.1.57 | 13-Nov-03/7:33 AM | Reply
Liked the beginning, great stuff. Should have kept the initial happy note all the way through. Have you tried making love to geese as a method of cheering yourself up. ...7...
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.116.54 > Bobjim | 13-Nov-03/9:55 AM | Reply
Repeatedly
[3] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.53 | 13-Nov-03/10:50 AM | Reply
quite a week. yep, quite a week.
[8] SupremeDreamer @ 63.93.98.62 | 14-Nov-03/2:41 AM | Reply
well, not too bad, not the best you could have done though.

Blessed with 8.

[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.116.54 > SupremeDreamer | 14-Nov-03/11:25 AM | Reply
That's because they are Pimpke Haikus, obviously.
I'm not gay and I hate the smiths.
[8] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.164.117 > Jeremi B. Handrinos | 14-Nov-03/12:28 PM | Reply
Ah.. how am I sposed to know that?
I dont know much, if anything, about haikus (other than 575-) so I couldnt spot a pimple haiku if it was growing on my nose, sorry for my ignorance.

Never said you were gay or liked the smiths?- defensive today?
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