Those weeks I slit my wrists to the Smiths

Member since 2003 · Posted 13 Nov 2003 · Edited 13 Nov 2003 · 8 comments

She fucked my best friend "Every day is like Sunday." But I fucked her bros. Monday? Monday sucks? And not because I'm a fag It just fucking does. Junked up on the nods Tuesday I ate at Ruby's A Dennys with cheer! I'm just sick of life Who said Wednesday's for lovers? Hopelessly middled. Thursdays are when I turn into a crocked Viking. And sail the toilet. last Friday I was convinced it was still Thursday. Must have been the skirt. If it wasn't for Saturdays? I'd probably have lived forever.

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8 comments

[3] ShaNoN+960317485 13-Nov-03/6:18 AM Reply

Get a life will ya

[n/a] horus8 › ShaNoN+960317485 13-Nov-03/9:54 AM Reply

Want a mustache ride?

[7] Bobjim 13-Nov-03/7:33 AM Reply

Liked the beginning, great stuff. Should have kept the initial happy note all the way through. Have you tried making love to geese as a method of cheering yourself up. ...7...

[n/a] horus8 › Bobjim 13-Nov-03/9:55 AM Reply

Repeatedly

[3] Shuushin 13-Nov-03/10:50 AM Reply

quite a week. yep, quite a week.

[8] SupremeDreamer 14-Nov-03/2:41 AM Reply

well, not too bad, not the best you could have done though.

Blessed with 8.

[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › SupremeDreamer 14-Nov-03/11:25 AM Reply

That's because they are Pimpke Haikus, obviously.
I'm not gay and I hate the smiths.

[8] SupremeDreamer › Jeremi B. Handrinos 14-Nov-03/12:28 PM Reply

Ah.. how am I sposed to know that?
I dont know much, if anything, about haikus (other than 575-) so I couldnt spot a pimple haiku if it was growing on my nose, sorry for my ignorance.

Never said you were gay or liked the smiths?- defensive today?