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It's lonely at the top (Free verse) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
Yesterday, I saw a Ram Chewing on a lowly clump of sod. "The air is thin up here friend", I said to the ram, making small talk, and rubbing my hands to stay warm. He rolled his eyes and said. "That's because you ate all the grass asshole." And that's when I noticed, for the first time, my knee caps were missing. and I was walking on my face. Today, I saw the same Ram enter a cave with a cloudy mouth. Following the Ram in, I saw the unbelievable. God, unzipping out of the costume. "That's a cruel joke to play lord" I said with out hesitation, but he just laughed and said, That it was nothing "Compared to what he had done to Moses, this costume is a set."

Up the ladder: The Riddle of Creation
Down the ladder: Work

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.3333335
Weighted score: 6.1666665
Overall Rank: 1026
Posted: December 24, 2003 11:52 AM PST; Last modified: December 24, 2003 12:10 PM PST
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Comments:
[9] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.163.202 | 24-Dec-03/10:20 PM | Reply
I've always known god to be the biggest clown ever. Blessed with nine.
[8] dragonfly @ 67.192.110.241 | 24-Dec-03/11:04 PM | Reply
ha! what a dork. Not God, you. -8-
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.116.54 > dragonfly | 25-Dec-03/10:32 AM | Reply
You're kidding? I thought you were talking to the popper in the corner.
[10] ShaNoN+960317485 @ 199.40.206.3 | 27-Dec-03/6:12 AM | Reply
ok u have my attention on this one - hows abt a freakin 10
[10] dmzoacan @ 67.242.201.62 | 31-Dec-03/1:17 PM | Reply
This is fantastically good.

Also, you should read my Myspace journal.
[10] dmzoacan @ 67.242.201.62 | 31-Dec-03/1:20 PM | Reply
Specifically, I am posting a journal entry about you to my myspace journal.
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