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The band "Sigh" aced their MENSA tests (Limerick) by Jeremi B. Handrinos Daddy promised to buy me a sesna
if I could just get into MENSA.
'Stead I got hard into "Sigh",
and so wanted to die.
Because he ended up buying me a stupid
fucking pea green Fiat.
Two alternate endings.
(but the eraser did not poke through my eye.)
(In the arms of the singer from Tesla.)
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Posted: April 27, 2003 10:14 PM PDT; Last modified: April 27, 2003 10:14 PM PDTWeighted score: 4.735396 Overall Rank: 11740 Comments:
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thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223
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28-Apr-03/6:27 PM
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See what happens when you obey your parents? -10-
stfu man, sigh own your face
Maybe your face, but not mine.
Shit, you truly are master of the powerful comeback. "Maybe your face, but not mine"? Why didn't you just say "No, you" or "Go away!"
Probably because I wanted to say "Maybe your face, but not mine" therefore, I did. See how that works? I didn't say "No, you" or "go away" because those are two ridiculously impossible statements from your brain not mine, fuckling. Get it.
Pitiful. Pathetic. Abysmal.
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