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The band "Sigh" aced their MENSA tests (Limerick) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
Daddy promised to buy me a sesna if I could just get into MENSA. 'Stead I got hard into "Sigh", and so wanted to die. Because he ended up buying me a stupid fucking pea green Fiat. Two alternate endings. (but the eraser did not poke through my eye.) (In the arms of the singer from Tesla.)

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.7222223
Weighted score: 4.735396
Overall Rank: 11689
Posted: April 27, 2003 10:14 PM PDT; Last modified: April 27, 2003 10:14 PM PDT
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[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 | 28-Apr-03/6:27 PM | Reply
See what happens when you obey your parents? -10-
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 | 10-May-03/10:23 PM | Reply
stfu man, sigh own your face
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 11-May-03/12:34 PM | Reply
Maybe your face, but not mine.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > Shardik | 12-May-03/1:12 AM | Reply
Shit, you truly are master of the powerful comeback. "Maybe your face, but not mine"? Why didn't you just say "No, you" or "Go away!"
Probably because I wanted to say "Maybe your face, but not mine" therefore, I did. See how that works? I didn't say "No, you" or "go away" because those are two ridiculously impossible statements from your brain not mine, fuckling. Get it.
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.178.117.218 | 15-May-06/4:55 PM | Reply
Pitiful. Pathetic. Abysmal.
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