Help | About | Suggestions | Alms | Chat [0] | Users [0] | Log In | Join
 Search:
Poem: Submit | Random | Best | Worst | Recent | Comments   

An Ode to the professor, but not Marianne (Ode) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
I love how you teach! You fucking leech... With your mouth and balls residing. You are a hell of a chap, but full of crap. All that preening 'fore your whining. Although you were right on cue, but with no brew? As you ate my six foot sandwich. You claimed you were a dad and i think it's sad That you cannot cook a manwich. Did i mention that (I think you are flat) With your pulse check 'tween the hedgerow? Since I know your type. A supreme ass wipe. Because you golf in San Diego? You are what you think, chisel dink? So there's your ode upon a choade.. Was that a Black bird that i just heard? Word. Drow. Word. Drow. Word.

Back to poem details

Anonymous166.216.226.471January 26, 2011 8:08 PM PST
xxx68.164.242.1510May 25, 2005 6:48 AM PDT
Anonymous63.245.189.981April 24, 2005 11:45 AM PDT
Anonymous147.226.173.3210December 15, 2003 5:48 PM PST
Jill Stockinger68.165.174.18710November 18, 2003 12:00 PM PST
newagepoet200068.165.174.18710November 17, 2003 7:06 PM PST
Anonymous205.188.209.1410November 16, 2003 11:07 AM PST
horus824.126.116.540November 14, 2003 5:30 PM PST
Anonymous67.119.236.940August 2, 2003 1:15 AM PDT
daryash-koh146.243.180.566July 21, 2003 12:39 PM PDT
Anonymous65.56.29.2222June 30, 2003 8:46 PM PDT
kthulah80.230.47.2215April 1, 2003 9:57 AM PST
Anonymous66.24.241.1246February 27, 2003 3:31 PM PST
<~>67.84.174.1854February 26, 2003 8:53 PM PST
Anonymous152.163.195.2015February 12, 2003 7:27 PM PST
Enki202.94.86.456February 12, 2003 10:10 AM PST
Anonymous64.12.104.1625February 9, 2003 6:25 PM PST
brazen68.84.225.1636February 4, 2003 2:36 PM PST
Anonymous209.222.212.420February 4, 2003 9:29 AM PST
Anonymous24.112.224.23210February 4, 2003 5:39 AM PST
Caducus62.105.88.108February 4, 2003 2:28 AM PST



Track and Plan your submissions ; Read some Comics ; Get Paid for your Poetry
PoemRanker Copyright © 2001 - 2019 - kaolin fire - All Rights Reserved
All poems Copyright © their respective authors
An internet tradition since June 9, 2001