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About: I was born in Sandimas, California. I am the oldest child and only child. I have 4 halfbrothers and two half sisters. My parents died in a wing walking accident in Utah. My grand mother raised me. I have a seven year old son, and a three year old son.I am good at alot of things but great at nothing. I am a poet. I have lived in a awful amount of awful places, but some were swell, and educationally gratifying. Autodidact.Elitist.Rubberneck.Salacious
Homepage: http://www.garageband.com/user/horus8
Location: I occupy a palanquin somewhere in central america.
Referrer: From within my own mind
Date Joined: 9-Jan-03/4:42 PM
Last Active: 14-Mar-07/3:42 PM
Last Login: 14-Mar-07/3:38 PM (see ips by user)
Last poems posted:
Shifty, But Not Damp From The Porn14-Mar-07/3:40 PM
Louwanda18-Mar-06/7:10 PM
Petals23-Oct-05/11:37 AM

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Voting history:
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StyleVotesAverage
Free verse 405 7.13
Haiku 58 6.76
Lyric 68 3.76
Limerick 13 5.85
Ode 11 8.00
Concrete 1 10.00
Other 47 7.00
Sonnet 9 9.00
Villanelle 10 9.20
Sestina 1 10.00
Pimple 7 6.14
Acrostic 2 3.50
Triolet 1 8.00
Prose Poem 1 0.00
6346.75
Comment history:
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StyleComments
Free verse 530
Haiku 66
Lyric 66
Limerick 16
Ode 16
Concrete 2
Other 91
Sonnet 19
Villanelle 34
Sestina 3
Pimple 8
Acrostic 1
Triolet 1
Prose Poem 1
854
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Bon Voyage Free verse 7.30;33 21-Apr-18 (10) 8 02-Mar-07 10
The first time in forever Free verse 7.19;43 27-Dec-07 (10) 39 30-Jan-07 8
Wigging out Sestina 7.11;36 14-Mar-07 (0) 110 24-Dec-04 6
Monday night football, Tueasday? War. Haiku 7.09;31 08-Mar-07 (0) 127 10-Sep-04 15
Barometric pressure & true love (The prince of storms) Villanelle 7.06;34 19-Mar-07 (0) 171 13-Aug-06 13
Something for Lynn Free verse 7.04;14 25-May-05 (0) 195 10-Mar-03 17
DJ Bling Bling spins authenticity Haiku 7.03;25 03-Apr-08 (10) 217 21-Dec-04 8
Often, I'll sit down to pee Villanelle 7.01;23 14-Mar-07 (0) 246 10-Sep-04 16
Burning your desert down Free verse 6.98;14 25-May-05 (0) 269 30-Aug-03 4
Satyrs and fluting the teachers Sonnet 6.95;20 15-Mar-07 (0) 310 19-Nov-03 14
Rounding the corners Other 6.95;10 25-May-05 (0) 313 15-Sep-03 3
Looks like war, but tastes like chicken Villanelle 6.93;14 06-Jun-08 (1) 333 17-Mar-03 5
Dear God; Sonnet 6.91;18 20-Oct-06 (5) 363 03-Nov-04 14
The Garden Island Free verse 6.83;9 24-Jul-13 (10) 411 06-Jul-03 2
910 Via Padova, Claremont, Ca. (Mike Piazza Edit) Free verse 6.78;9 25-May-05 (0) 468 08-Jul-03 5
The cross roads Villanelle 6.78;21 05-Jan-15 (10) 475 10-Apr-03 4
Paranoia & the thinnest curtain Free verse 6.77;11 25-May-05 (0) 481 03-Sep-03 4
Who are the best poets on poemranker? (A list by me) Other 6.76;20 27-Dec-07 (10) 489 17-Sep-04 40
Hugh Heffner's Halloween party Free verse 6.60;10 25-May-05 (0) 610 03-Nov-03 14
How we found Jesus Other 6.59;11 25-May-05 (0) 614 10-Aug-03 7
The Queen & The Locksmith Sonnet 6.58;12 19-Jan-15 (9) 624 14-Apr-04 10
Hermes Trigamestus (was not a monk edit) Haiku 6.52;13 29-Aug-07 (4) 671 05-Feb-03 28
Love Greased Free verse 6.30;10 17-Oct-17 (5) 862 16-Mar-05 5
Louwanda Lyric 6.28;9 14-Jan-07 (0) 892 19-Mar-06 5
Deja Vu Free verse 6.22;9 25-May-05 (0) 950 17-Sep-04 3
It's lonely at the top Free verse 6.17;9 25-May-05 (0) 1025 31-Dec-03 6
Beached (Or how I learned to give up the day) Lyric 6.06;9 25-May-05 (0) 1185 17-Sep-04 7
My Tomahawk goes up, UP, AND AWAY! Villanelle 6.05;10 25-May-05 (0) 1191 27-Apr-03 11
A Quick Lick Of Yellow Free verse 6.05;11 25-May-05 (0) 1209 17-Sep-04 12
Whales Haiku 6.01;13 29-Aug-07 (2) 1232 26-Apr-05 13
What went wrong with America? (An essay) Free verse 6.00;10 25-May-05 (0) 1259 07-Mar-05 26
Head and Shoulders Haiku 5.97;12 29-Aug-07 (1) 1321 21-Apr-05 5
Ga-go, Part two of that same play, the suspensefull climax. Other 5.95;11 25-May-05 (0) 1337 18-Mar-05 8
Break Down Lyric 5.95;10 28-Feb-10 (5) 1345 28-Feb-10 8
Sold Free verse 5.91;11 25-May-05 (0) 1417 24-Apr-04 3
The Poemranker Poe-lease Free verse 5.90;10 25-May-05 (0) 1438 12-Apr-04 14
My Show at the Whiskey a Go Go on the 26th of August 2003 Free verse 5.90;10 25-May-05 (0) 1437 03-Oct-03 14
Retirement Free verse 5.90;10 25-May-05 (0) 1436 08-Mar-05 24
Storms Free verse 5.85;7 17-Sep-05 (10) 1575 29-Dec-04 4
Beah Richards Free verse 5.82;11 25-May-05 (0) 1624 17-Sep-04 8
Layne Staley's Sunglasses Haiku 5.81;8 01-Apr-06 (10) 1635 20-Apr-05 4
While cleaning the aviary Haiku 5.80;10 29-Aug-07 (1) 1673 29-May-03 7
Unemployment Lining Free verse 5.77;11 11-Sep-14 (5) 1736 09-Feb-05 10
Minoan lover Lyric 5.76;15 28-Feb-10 (5) 1756 28-Feb-10 13
Ghost Lyric 5.75;10 25-May-05 (0) 1794 N/A 0
Expired (early horus8 before the change) Free verse 5.71;8 25-May-05 (0) 1898 21-May-03 4
Mother Free verse 5.69;7 18-Jun-08 (10) 1946 16-May-05 2
My happy warm faith poem Free verse 5.65;10 29-Jul-05 (3) 2092 28-Jan-04 18
Those weeks I slit my wrists to the Smiths Haiku 5.64;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 2134 14-Nov-03 10
Before My Mother's Thighs (A free purse) by Spanish Devil Free verse 5.63;6 25-May-05 (0) 2152 04-Oct-03 4
From Then Till Now Free verse 5.61;8 25-May-05 (0) 2268 25-Oct-04 4
CHAMELEON Free verse 5.61;8 25-May-05 (0) 2260 14-May-03 2
Pro Forma Haiku 5.56;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 2419 04-Nov-04 15
Sonneting the samples & green eyes Sonnet 5.55;10 20-Oct-06 (1) 2442 03-May-03 2
Windmill by the Sea Lyric 5.55;12 28-Feb-10 (4) 2456 28-Feb-10 7
The Motherfuckers and The Mystery of Life Free verse 5.54;8 25-May-05 (0) 2478 22-Feb-04 9
Tales of Woah (Episode #1 Corp. Shin Shines) Other 5.54;6 25-May-05 (0) 2563 09-Mar-05 9
Honey Free verse 5.47;8 25-May-05 (0) 2801 17-Sep-04 6
There are only wolves, and sheep, and moon dance Free verse 5.47;8 25-May-05 (0) 2799 03-Sep-03 9
A Manifesto on Murder Other 5.45;11 25-May-05 (0) 2858 25-Aug-03 5
I read your diary Haiku 5.45;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 2897 12-Jan-04 4
Angels & Dinosaurs Lyric 5.44;9 25-May-05 (0) 2931 25-Jun-03 8
The Observer Free verse 5.40;6 17-Sep-05 (10) 3095 16-May-05 6
Ga-go, a Filippino play, by a not Filippino man. Other 5.40;8 25-May-05 (0) 3044 12-Jun-03 2
Pooty Pops, a delicious way to start your day! Haiku 5.40;10 29-Aug-07 (0) 3119 22-Aug-03 1
The Pig Roast Prose Poem 5.36;6 25-May-05 (0) 3288 N/A 0
The benefit of being realistic Free verse 5.36;6 25-May-05 (0) 3251 30-Apr-05 2
Tasmanian Wolfs Haiku 5.35;10 29-Aug-07 (4) 3338 23-Sep-03 3
Brother's Egg Book Free verse 5.31;5 17-Sep-05 (10) 3548 20-Feb-05 2
The shirt I wore to dinner. Free verse 5.30;12 25-May-05 (0) 3595 27-Feb-03 18
Horror Film Free verse 5.30;8 25-May-05 (0) 3618 17-Sep-04 11
Leg humping is back on the menu Free verse 5.30;8 25-May-05 (0) 3610 09-Nov-03 7
Weened Free verse 5.27;8 25-May-05 (0) 3761 16-May-04 1
Petals Free verse 5.27;4 14-Jan-07 (0) 3863 24-Oct-05 2
The Narrow Way Free verse 5.24;4 17-Sep-05 (10) 4033 25-Mar-05 1
Cunt Free verse 5.20;10 25-May-05 (0) 4502 04-Nov-04 2
Beer Commercials Haiku 5.15;7 29-Aug-07 (1) 5145 06-Oct-04 1
Devilution Villanelle 5.15;10 25-May-05 (0) 5164 04-Dec-03 17
12673 Jalepeno ave. Chino, Ca. Free verse 5.12;4 25-May-05 (0) 5687 21-Dec-03 12
Snake (Yin) Haiku 5.06;9 29-Aug-07 (0) 6760 04-Nov-04 1
At Second Glance Free verse 5.05;5 17-Sep-05 (10) 6815 21-Dec-04 1
Prepropositioned pudding Free verse 5.04;6 25-May-05 (0) 6940 12-Jan-04 9
Cross Pollination Haiku 5.04;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 7155 15-Jan-04 1
An Ode to the professor, but not Marianne Ode 5.00;21 26-Jan-11 (1) 7434 06-Feb-03 14
The Kansas City Chiefs suck Haiku 4.97;62 29-Aug-07 (3) 8447 27-Aug-03 47
A pinch from the snuff box Haiku 4.92;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 9351 14-Mar-04 10
My nails are in love with your chalkboard Other 4.83;9 25-May-05 (0) 10721 21-Sep-03 24
Sweet, Sweet... Daddy Villanelle 4.80;25 25-May-05 (0) 10996 04-Aug-03 13
Shifty, But Not Damp From The Porn Free verse 4.76;2 15-Mar-07 (0) 11399 N/A 0
The band "Sigh" aced their MENSA tests Limerick 4.74;18 15-May-06 (0) 11689 15-May-06 6
The blue light special. Limerick 4.63;14 15-May-06 (1) 12358 15-May-06 12
5.85;1123 21-Apr-18 2813.11 28-Feb-10 801




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