The score thou awardest this poem, Shall be the reciprocal of the amount by which, Thou enjoyest the company of children in the bedroom, On a scale of a tenth to infinity. All those claiming to be above such conditions, Or to be otherwise immune or uninterested in them, Shall be assumed to have an unhealthy interest in minors, You know what I am talking about! In addition, all those failing to vote, Shall be tarred with the assumption stipulated above, To wit, the equivalent to a score of infinity, Will be awarded by default. This is an official decree, By the Royal Council of Bards and Wordsmiths.