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The unlucky Janitor haikus

by Bachus

Member since 2002 · Posted 7 Feb 2003 · 6 comments

Clean up in room eight. Bumps table, and beaker spills. Doors lock. Sirens sound The white coats show up But the janitor is gone. Now, zombie with mop.

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6 comments

[10] TanHand 7-Feb-03/7:01 PM Reply
.:: THESE COLONS AND PERIODS SHOWCASE MY DESIGN SKILLS ::.
[n/a] Bachus › TanHand 11-Feb-03/12:35 PM Reply
They showcase, but hardly what you think. Plaid is for overpaid
interior designers with weak bladders and divinity complexes. by the way.
[10] TanHand 7-Feb-03/7:03 PM Reply
oh and one more thing: Angie.....Angie...ha ha ha
[10] TanHand 7-Feb-03/7:21 PM Reply
Bill Z. Bub just jerked off all over my secret stash of dime store wingtips.
[9] blurryphotograph 8-Feb-03/4:50 PM Reply
...poor janitor...
[9] Robert K Foster 7-Mar-03/10:15 AM Reply
different.