Haiku № 40534

Brainy Smurf

Member since 2002 · Posted 16 Feb 2003 · 3 comments

A high whiny voice. Four eyes are better then two. Tanya Handrinos. p.s Can i just say, i openly laughed writing this. Thank-you Settle for the Ass Wagons full of Kale. The rate at which my brain is growing now? 2x over y/z . my gross weekly income divided by the lemonade stand savings from 4th grade with compounded interest from 1982. x = my pet hamster that lived for a year and a day. y = the cost of replacing the wheels on da's chair from this year on, but only for the next twenty years... oh the question is; Are my thighs fat? no really, because... when i stand in the light just so i cast a shadow... can you see it there against the wall... pear shaped...banging on an organ.. no! NO! NO! ding dong. pink dot... condoms and a deuce deuce in the housee

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[1] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 17-Feb-03/4:53 AM Reply

I suppose "James Wright" has been telling you about asswagons. Then beware, for he knows not of what he speaks.

[n/a] Garrett S Sexton 17-Feb-03/2:30 PM Reply

YOU WOULD LIKE TO,OR ARE FUCKING A SMURF.Fine if your a migdet,are you?

[n/a] Bachus › Garrett S Sexton 18-Feb-03/11:17 AM Reply

And people think i don't make any sense?
Could you fucking be a little more cryptic my dogs head isn't cocked to the left enough.
Now are you saying i am a smurf
that i want to fuck a smurf
or that i'm a blue midget(from holding my breath in anticipation)
with an inkling affinity for cartoons
about the same trend?