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Brainy Smurf (Haiku) by Bachus
A high whiny voice. Four eyes are better then two. Tanya Handrinos. p.s Can i just say, i openly laughed writing this. Thank-you Settle for the Ass Wagons full of Kale. The rate at which my brain is growing now? 2x over y/z . my gross weekly income divided by the lemonade stand savings from 4th grade with compounded interest from 1982. x = my pet hamster that lived for a year and a day. y = the cost of replacing the wheels on da's chair from this year on, but only for the next twenty years... oh the question is; Are my thighs fat? no really, because... when i stand in the light just so i cast a shadow... can you see it there against the wall... pear shaped...banging on an organ.. no! NO! NO! ding dong. pink dot... condoms and a deuce deuce in the housee

Up the ladder: Truth of the Moon
Down the ladder: The Eyestroke

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.5
Weighted score: 4.5596013
Overall Rank: 12660
Posted: February 16, 2003 5:19 PM PST; Last modified: February 16, 2003 5:19 PM PST
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[1] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.101 | 17-Feb-03/4:53 AM | Reply
I suppose "James Wright" has been telling you about asswagons. Then beware, for he knows not of what he speaks.
[n/a] Garrett S Sexton @ 81.135.53.216 | 17-Feb-03/2:30 PM | Reply
YOU WOULD LIKE TO,OR ARE FUCKING A SMURF.Fine if your a migdet,are you?
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > Garrett S Sexton | 18-Feb-03/11:17 AM | Reply
And people think i don't make any sense?
Could you fucking be a little more cryptic my dogs head isn't cocked to the left enough.
Now are you saying i am a smurf
that i want to fuck a smurf
or that i'm a blue midget(from holding my breath in anticipation)
with an inkling affinity for cartoons
about the same trend?
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