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Brainy Smurf (Haiku) by Bachus
A high whiny voice.
Four eyes are better then two.
Tanya Handrinos.
p.s Can i just say, i openly laughed writing this.
Thank-you Settle for the Ass Wagons full of Kale.
The rate at which my brain is growing now?
2x over y/z . my gross weekly income divided by
the lemonade stand savings from 4th grade with
compounded interest from 1982.
x = my pet hamster that lived for a year and a day.
y = the cost of replacing the wheels on da's chair
from this year on, but only for the next twenty years...
oh the question is;
Are my thighs fat? no really, because... when i stand
in the light just so i cast a shadow... can you see it
there against the wall... pear shaped...banging on an
organ.. no! NO! NO! ding dong.
pink dot...
condoms and a deuce deuce
in the housee
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.5
Weighted score: 4.5596013
Overall Rank: 12660
Posted: February 16, 2003 5:19 PM PST; Last modified: February 16, 2003 5:19 PM PST
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