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Brainy Smurf (Haiku) by Bachus
A high whiny voice. Four eyes are better then two. Tanya Handrinos. p.s Can i just say, i openly laughed writing this. Thank-you Settle for the Ass Wagons full of Kale. The rate at which my brain is growing now? 2x over y/z . my gross weekly income divided by the lemonade stand savings from 4th grade with compounded interest from 1982. x = my pet hamster that lived for a year and a day. y = the cost of replacing the wheels on da's chair from this year on, but only for the next twenty years... oh the question is; Are my thighs fat? no really, because... when i stand in the light just so i cast a shadow... can you see it there against the wall... pear shaped...banging on an organ.. no! NO! NO! ding dong. pink dot... condoms and a deuce deuce in the housee

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