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Jesus, I funneled enough beer to marry that? (Lyric) by Bachus With a case of Pabst, and a rhinestone dress
She pawned the microwave
400 lbs. of Washington woman
Masturbating to Audio slave.
She collects shoe horns, and puppy plates
and worships Riki Lake
Has a back tattoo of a swinging bridge
In a 10.5 earthquake.
Oh Jesus why did I wear my ten gallon hat
to the beer garden at the tractor pull that day
I don't mean to be a heretic, but this woman's
made me gay.
Oh Lord if I could find another chair for her to sit
When it was time for her weekly bath
People wouldn't show up with cardboard signs
saying "Please wash Shamu's ass"
Her teeth are falling out from snorting speed
and hooking at the truck stop
I just can't believe I got drunk enough
to marry this six foot drop.
Yes, I'm comparing her pussy to a grave
It's what I do to vent
Since the bitch lost our house,
and we've been living in this tent.
Oh Jesus why did I wear my ten gallon hat
to the beer garden at the tractor pull that day
I don't mean to be a heretic, but this woman's
made me gay.
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Posted: May 18, 2004 4:51 PM PDT; Last modified: May 18, 2004 4:51 PM PDTWeighted score: 4.064153 Overall Rank: 13330 Comments:
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SupremeDreamer @ 66.42.0.67
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19-May-04/12:30 AM
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Now thats fucking funny. Hope to hear it soon. Blessed with nine.
Since you're in CA, I'm sure "Washington woman" means she's from the state of Washington. I've always heard other West Coasters consider Washingtonians the toothless rednecks of the West. Is that true?
I'm especially interested because I'm from Seattle and I was horrified at how quickly my parents turned into typical Southern white trash when they moved to North Carolina.
But you moved to north carolina. Or was that just your IP.
Yes. I mean, we moved to NC. I've lived here roughly since Lollapalooza was cool and, yes, it is as toothless and ign'r'nt as you've heard. I seriously haven't worn shoes for the last two days.
Incidentally, I just found out my wife and I are moving to Jordan in July. I hear the place is buggy with Islams.
Have fun with that then. Send me a postcard- preferably one without corpses if you can find one.
your talking about the band, Audioslave, correct?
I believe that is one word... 'Audioslave'...
You are muddled and dull.
Pure shit.
No you're just gay!
And very untalented.
that's a bit talented.
it's still freaking disgusting. attempt something clean, please. it's much easier to write freak-of-nature poetry than it is ordinary poetry... it cuts half of the vocabulary out when you can't use perverted language. 351 view(s)
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