With a case of Pabst, and a rhinestone dress She pawned the microwave 400 lbs. of Washington woman Masturbating to Audio slave. She collects shoe horns, and puppy plates and worships Riki Lake Has a back tattoo of a swinging bridge In a 10.5 earthquake. Oh Jesus why did I wear my ten gallon hat to the beer garden at the tractor pull that day I don't mean to be a heretic, but this woman's made me gay. Oh Lord if I could find another chair for her to sit When it was time for her weekly bath People wouldn't show up with cardboard signs saying "Please wash Shamu's ass" Her teeth are falling out from snorting speed and hooking at the truck stop I just can't believe I got drunk enough to marry this six foot drop. Yes, I'm comparing her pussy to a grave It's what I do to vent Since the bitch lost our house, and we've been living in this tent. Oh Jesus why did I wear my ten gallon hat to the beer garden at the tractor pull that day I don't mean to be a heretic, but this woman's made me gay.