Federales

Member since 2002 · Posted 17 Jul 2003 · 5 comments

Ray-Bans plus mustache Equals a car & bag search Ending at your rear The rubber glove snaps As I bend to touch my toes Liquid burritos Catholics with guns Witnessing my osmosis Time to try a bribe Justice can be found And purchased at the front desk For two hundred bucks

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[8] richa 17-Jul-03/9:49 AM Reply

like it, especially the first verse. I get searched less than I used to after I shaved my adolescent moustache.

set off an alarm today though, commandeered by some george michael alike security guard (must have been in it for the uniform) I had to laugh

[8] Terence 17-Jul-03/10:09 AM Reply

Good.

[7] hobojo 18-Jul-03/7:41 AM Reply

As always - a pleasure.

[9] SupremeDreamer 18-Jul-03/9:09 PM Reply

The rubber glove snaps
As I bend to touch my toes
Liquid burritos

-- i love this stanza.. ;P 9.

[0] Engelbert Humpalot 3-Feb-21/7:36 AM Reply

rubbish