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Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons (Villanelle) by Bachus
My name is Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons Photosynthesis powered Kale~Gun When I get bored, bad shit happens Titanium hooves for drive by cappin's With the nose of 'an' Parson My name is Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons Own a hundred and one acres in the Hamptons Samson's hair, Attila's, Hun's bun When I get bored, bad shit happens My Ancestors were thee decommissioned Alexandrians Not just any ordinary Mason My name is Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons I own a newspaper, ask my Sec. Miss Tappin's I buy off people, in the name of fun When I get bored, bad shit happens As I approach the hipster's say "Sir Saggin's!" The back of my shirt says i'm #1!!!! My name is Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons When I get bored, bad shit happens.

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