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Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons (Villanelle) by Bachus My name is Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons
Photosynthesis powered Kale~Gun
When I get bored, bad shit happens
Titanium hooves for drive by cappin's
With the nose of 'an' Parson
My name is Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons
Own a hundred and one acres in the Hamptons
Samson's hair, Attila's, Hun's bun
When I get bored, bad shit happens
My Ancestors were thee decommissioned Alexandrians
Not just any ordinary Mason
My name is Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons
I own a newspaper, ask my Sec. Miss Tappin's
I buy off people, in the name of fun
When I get bored, bad shit happens
As I approach the hipster's say "Sir Saggin's!"
The back of my shirt says i'm #1!!!!
My name is Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons
When I get bored, bad shit happens.
Up the ladder:
The Conqueror Worm
Down the ladder:
Crush Rejected
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 7.5
Posted: January 19, 2003 9:20 PM PST; Last modified: January 19, 2003 9:20 PM PSTWeighted score: 6.8276463 Overall Rank: 356 Comments:
That's just nitpicking. I love this.
The underlying story is killer. My favorite kind of truth.
I often get a kick out of myself because, I'm not well in the head.
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We can't have others 'knowing about it'..look for the ultimate smurf vilanelle by noon, lest we know the truth. we are all in extraordinary danger.