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Polyester Mustache (Free verse) by Bachus
I got something tasty.
Let it swim tools
I have flexes god can't ignore
angry nuclear testicles
fucking off nun tight spearmint
gum wrappers, and dainty Hollywood
jelly cunts from the municipal shelter.
I have your number motherfucker
I have your name tag tucked in.
I clench polo matches in the third Chucker.
I'm testosterone
cracking my hairy knuckles
on my date's head.
I'm the shoe wipe,
and the make believe
from my Asshat to my
crusty sleeves.
I have thousand year intervals,
and sprinklers in my ceiling
an excuse for every conspectus
and a flagella named Garotte
I attack with no justification
on a sled pulled by ten square feet
of rabid ferret.
I'm a titty sucker
I'm a vulva plugging cock,
I am totally un-intimidated
by faggots like the Rock
I'm a free pizza
I'm an up-size in your bra
I'm a lesbian high on Siouxie
and the Banshees with
a plate o' fresh coleslaw.
Jupiter
Joop
Peter
Poop
Teeter
toupee
Hysterectomy.
I'm Rascol Peecol train
On Peruvian cocaine
and fully addicted
to my haircut and
expensive foreign porno
conventions.
I'm cherry vanilla lube
I come with a side of boob
I likes to smoke a doob.
A cab-stand flautist of my own whistle
I get off and suck on The-Holy-Ghost-Gristle.
Spune that you Christian tofu fuckers,
and one more thing
you are all professional
liars, I'm just better.
from the can Spuna
with a rose and a letter
I put the baby in
one night stand
I'm back by popular demand
Liable to dry hump your
great aunt with beeswax
for cold smores.
I put the geeze in Jesus.
I am so broad I can barely
focus on your face anymore
While I'm talking, save yourselves.
You are all going to die NAKED
and SCARED MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!
AHAMUWAHAHAAA...
Okay, very funny,
who smeared my mustache?
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Arithmetic Mean: 5.5
Weighted score: 5.25
Overall Rank: 4016
Posted: April 8, 2004 1:14 PM PDT; Last modified: April 8, 2004 1:14 PM PDT
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