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Got Spilk? By a concerned white Christian 'man'. (Free verse) by Bachus
Milk is white, and sometimes warm. And if it's goat's milk with honey? I will go the extra mile for love. I will jump up into your arms, and crush you to death with the weight of my heaving black ass and man tits. Humping your spilky silver spooned Ricky Schroeder bow tie. My lesson Plan? Is mother fucking satan, SATAN! Good day, you are excused sheep, go play, but Mr. Wolf I'd like you to stay & gay. With me in the corner with the dunce stool Put my toosh on the table daddy & play pool.

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Arithmetic Mean: 8.545455
Weighted score: 6.7727275
Overall Rank: 439
Posted: November 7, 2003 3:13 PM PST; Last modified: November 7, 2003 3:13 PM PST
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[n/a] ARTIE @ 66.68.146.139 | 7-Nov-03/4:03 PM | Reply
"Spilky silver spooned Ricky Schroeder bow tie" indeed. Love it! Excuse ewe now o' sheep.
[9] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.173.116 | 7-Nov-03/10:59 PM | Reply
Bravo! The poolpike has been born! Blessed with 9.
[8] deleted user @ 81.178.159.225 | 8-Nov-03/2:10 PM | Reply
four lines in I had no idea.
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