Breaking the wind (An Odenelle to Pirgaytes)

I woke up to the smell of lawn Face first in the dew and I wondered why my boots were gone So I broke wind with a yawn and oddly thought of you I woke up to the smell of lawn A Native with dreads said "Hey mawn" "Saw'd I what Threepke Choadke did to you!" and I wondered why my boots were gone? I felt just like a buggered prawne A map for my grass stains you did accrue I woke up to the smell of lawn "The Captain's ship did leave at dawn" Said the nigger with one shoe and I wondered why my boots were gone? The first pirgayte to dress up as Tron Curse your filthy life of poo I woke up to the smell of lawn and I wondered why my boots were gone?