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"turd to yo mutha" daywalker shittalker (Free verse) by Bachus
wesley snipes is the sniper it all started after he found out he was black and talentless, but good at playing pathetically overacted half vampires he's not cool he's badly drawn and wears fake teeth beneath a shoe polished afro, i know, the show is not GREAT LIKE VAMPIRE HUNTER D who by the way is by far cooler and hipper, and more faddishly trendy than your hero, "blade" and that's why he's killing people right now, right fucking now hah! cuz he's a weak beaked lackluster with no incentive...FOR CHRIST SAKE! he could be popping of senators and doing a service while masturbating for cthulu, but no..he's a cad, and only half black, and only half vampire which makes him half of something that was only half right to begin with? daywalker, bullshit. he's gonna start killing children now and then you'll all feel bad and blindfolded..won't you all be concerned blade is the sniper and he should be punished i think beaten with a handfull of kale and a mother of pearl 'hoof' and then made to do his next movie with tarrantino cuz that would be any 'kool' talentless fucks next move check mate tarot dolt. molt.

Up the ladder: To Mother
Down the ladder: The Funnyman

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.6666665
Weighted score: 5.5871983
Overall Rank: 2333
Posted: October 22, 2002 3:46 PM PDT; Last modified: October 22, 2002 3:46 PM PDT
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[8] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.209.107 | 22-Oct-02/3:51 PM | Reply
Full throttle, Triple throw down, Get the hell outta my way or I'll take a bazooka to your face, SLAM-O-RAMA! Beauty.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 22-Oct-02/8:14 PM | Reply
not only is all of that true, but he also isn't english, he's english black and adopted, and he has aids on his knee cap...and a crush on woody harrelson. so there. loser, white trash bigot. booger eater, james joyce avid reader...cauliflower eared stool roller. die DIE!
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 22-Oct-02/8:22 PM | Reply
okay. you can stop popping up now,
[6] Yardbird @ 212.219.142.161 | 23-Oct-02/4:47 AM | Reply
Dude, well-written stuff, but you have some serious issues...
[10] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.121 | 23-Oct-02/6:54 AM | Reply
kickin' ass and chewing bubble gum (and you're all out of gum). Rockin' my socks.10. Only it's spelled "cthulhu".Still kicks more ass than hobos in that "Bumfight" thing.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > razorgrin | 18-Dec-02/7:14 PM | Reply
watch the one with wesley were he's paralyzed. it has some cool wheelchair fight sequences i think it's waterdance or water something or other.n
[9] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 23-Oct-02/8:19 AM | Reply
i'm reading ulysses, but that doesn't in any way impair my appreciation of this slam. damn.
[0] deadstar @ 212.219.142.161 | 7-Nov-02/5:54 AM | Reply
This is shite.
I like Wesley's acting, you should see Passenger 57
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > deadstar | 7-Nov-02/12:46 PM | Reply
i've seen everything...including "wildcats", unfortunately. yeah passenger 57 woah! that's oscar worthy material..if i've ever seen it. you're fired! bring me a tuna melt!
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