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User: Yardbird rss

Email: richardsamsonshep@hotmail.com
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About: Bebop saxophonist and music lover (my username is a reference to both the legendary alto sax player/god Charlie Parker - he kicks ARSE!!!! - and Eric Clapton's band - cheers to Frass for spotting that one!)
Homepage: http://www.thebebopshop.com
Location: United Kingdom
Referrer: Me mates!
Date Joined: 21-Oct-02/2:03 AM
Last Active: 27-Jun-03/7:40 AM
Last Login: 27-Jun-03/7:40 AM (see ips by user)
Last poems posted:
The Farmer's In His Den...27-Jun-03/7:44 AM
If this isn't plagiarism I don't know what is...18-May-03/1:50 PM
Dick Turpin - Rogue, Highwayman, Misogynist...12-Apr-03/12:36 PM

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StyleVotesAverage
Free verse 36 7.50
Haiku 3 8.67
Lyric 6 2.67
Limerick 5 3.60
Ode 3 6.67
Other 2 0.50
556.38
Comment history:
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StyleComments
Free verse 99
Haiku 13
Lyric 15
Limerick 33
Ode 16
Other 28
Sonnet 12
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The Farmer's In His Den... Lyric 5.00;4 09-Sep-06 (5) 7737 04-Aug-03 4
If this isn't plagiarism I don't know what is... Sonnet 4.08;7 08-Oct-06 (0) 13320 20-May-03 17
Dick Turpin - Rogue, Highwayman, Misogynist... Free verse 4.76;5 08-Oct-06 (7) 11568 13-Apr-03 3
Okay, so it doesn't actually work, it's still shit-funny... Limerick 4.91;11 25-Aug-05 (6) 9694 03-Aug-04 5
RSPCA got here just a likkle bit late... Haiku 4.70;8 07-Mar-06 (0) 12025 12-Apr-03 4
Exsqueeze Me? Baking Powder? Haiku 4.67;9 07-Mar-06 (0) 12231 07-Mar-06 5
Tree (WARNING: do NOT hug!) Other 4.75;10 09-Sep-06 (0) 11703 29-Aug-06 14
I Had A Little Nut Tree Free verse 6.03;37 08-Oct-06 (6) 1240 16-Jan-03 32
OK, I apologize - it's steaming shite and no mistake, but it was the best I could come up with on the spur of the moment. I'm off to slit my wrists now, since writer's block has sent me spiralling into the depths of the deepest depression in human history... Limerick 5.67;20 06-Oct-06 (10) 2071 06-Oct-06 15
A load of bollocks - literally!!! Limerick 6.65;19 16-Jan-07 (6) 548 14-Sep-04 20
Sod this! This poem can't rhyme for toffee... Limerick 6.07;13 04-Apr-06 (10) 1178 03-Aug-04 6
Damn you, Mary Poppins... Haiku 4.77;11 07-Mar-06 (6) 11369 09-Jan-03 8
I'm a homicidal kind of guy (spoof of every 'down-home' song you've ever heard) Lyric 5.86;11 11-Apr-06 (5) 1542 09-Jan-03 8
Ode to a Depleted Uranium Shell Ode 5.49;22 05-Oct-06 (7) 2806 05-Oct-06 17
Surreal... Sonnet 5.22;27 05-Oct-06 (8) 4331 05-Oct-06 14
Dead Poets' Society (Joke) Other 5.61;16 04-Oct-06 (4) 2284 04-Oct-06 11
Clerihews (here you go, Nicholas Jones!) Free verse 5.67;9 05-Oct-06 (0) 2073 11-Oct-04 8
Got Balls? Haiku 4.73;22 06-Feb-06 (3) 11737 13-Mar-03 10
Ignoranus Limerick 6.04;17 15-Mar-07 (0) 1230 15-Mar-07 14
Beer Haiku 5.00;13 07-Mar-06 (5) 7499 13-Mar-03 11
The Elephant Olympics Free verse 5.66;24 08-Oct-06 (4) 2083 01-Jan-03 24
5.30;315 15-Mar-07 6203.29 15-Mar-07 250




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