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I'm a homicidal kind of guy (spoof of every 'down-home' song you've ever heard) (Lyric) by Yardbird
Now don't get me wrong, I ain't some kinda crazy, It's just that my mem'ries are sorta, well, hazy... Life dealt me a bad one, which strikes me as crass, So don't blame me when I KICK YOUR ASS! (chorus) Whoh, yeah, I'm a social misfit! Whoh, yeah, people close to me die, I'm a killer by trade, but it don't make me bad - I'm just a homcidal kind of guy. I went to the drug store with a new PPK, Walked up to the cashier, and blew him away. The cops tried to catch me by the moviedrome, So I filled 'em with lead, and then walked right on home. (chorus) My habits made momma extremely mad. She never recovered when I throttled my dad. But look on the bright side - now she can't complain, 'Cos I chopped off her head, and then mailed it to Spain (chorus) So that pretty much covers my whole life story, It's kind of heart-warming, if unnaturally gory. Now you really should leave better give me the slip, 'Cos my magnum is loaded, and your name's on the clip! (chorus x2) Whoh, yeah, I'm a social misfit! Whoh, yeah, people close to me die, I'm a killer by trade, but it don't make me bad - I'm just a homcidal kind of guy. I'm just a homicidal kind of guy... (repeat and fade)

Up the ladder: Librarian
Down the ladder: corners

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Weighted score: 5.8636365
Overall Rank: 1542
Posted: November 18, 2002 5:55 AM PST; Last modified: November 18, 2002 5:55 AM PST
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[10] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 18-Nov-02/6:07 AM | Reply
I think N'sync should sing it, then you pet that ppk out and whack em !

Full marks my psychotic prince
[8] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 18-Nov-02/10:42 AM | Reply
throttling is fun and good for hangovers...and spain..well. a pleasent enough place for cranium lobs...nice song. 8.
[7] Frass @ 151.200.58.192 | 18-Nov-02/8:31 PM | Reply
Reminds me of that mathematican turned piano playing social commentator, Tom Lehrer, and his dastardly ditties such as "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" and "The Hunters Song", among many others.
[n/a] Yardbird @ 212.219.142.161 > Frass | 19-Nov-02/12:55 AM | Reply
Cheers, man - I'm a huge Lehrer fan ('National Brotherhood Week', the aforementioned 'Poisoning Pigeons' and 'We Will All Go Together When We Go' being my personal faves)! I also admire the similar work of Tenacious D and Weird Al Yankovic. Once again, ta!!
[n/a] Nicholas Jones @ 137.44.1.200 > Yardbird | 19-Nov-02/7:07 AM | Reply
I personally like his song about nuclear proliferation called 'Who's Next?'. Or the mighty 'Masochism Tango'
[n/a] Yardbird @ 212.219.142.161 > Nicholas Jones | 21-Nov-02/4:51 AM | Reply
You know your classics! Fan-bloody-tastic!!!! :)
[9] smlink84 @ 66.82.9.24 | 22-Nov-02/7:52 PM | Reply
I like it.
[10] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 | 9-Jan-03/8:11 AM | Reply
WA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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