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I'm a homicidal kind of guy (spoof of every 'down-home' song you've ever heard) (Lyric) by Yardbird
Now don't get me wrong, I ain't some kinda crazy,
It's just that my mem'ries are sorta, well, hazy...
Life dealt me a bad one, which strikes me as crass,
So don't blame me when I KICK YOUR ASS!
(chorus)
Whoh, yeah, I'm a social misfit!
Whoh, yeah, people close to me die,
I'm a killer by trade, but it don't make me bad -
I'm just a homcidal kind of guy.
I went to the drug store with a new PPK,
Walked up to the cashier, and blew him away.
The cops tried to catch me by the moviedrome,
So I filled 'em with lead, and then walked right on home.
(chorus)
My habits made momma extremely mad.
She never recovered when I throttled my dad.
But look on the bright side - now she can't complain,
'Cos I chopped off her head, and then mailed it to Spain
(chorus)
So that pretty much covers my whole life story,
It's kind of heart-warming, if unnaturally gory.
Now you really should leave better give me the slip,
'Cos my magnum is loaded, and your name's on the clip!
(chorus x2)
Whoh, yeah, I'm a social misfit!
Whoh, yeah, people close to me die,
I'm a killer by trade, but it don't make me bad -
I'm just a homcidal kind of guy.
I'm just a homicidal kind of guy... (repeat and fade)
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