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Got Balls? (Haiku) by Yardbird
I ate my gonads - Lightly grilled, with just a dash Of mango chutney.

Down the ladder: You are the Rain

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.7272725
Weighted score: 4.732178
Overall Rank: 11742
Posted: November 4, 2002 2:04 AM PST; Last modified: November 4, 2002 2:04 AM PST
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[10] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 4-Nov-02/2:12 AM | Reply
Hannibal Lecter would be irate!
[7] deleted user @ 212.219.142.161 | 4-Nov-02/6:01 AM | Reply
You could have at least used salad cream you uncultured swine.
[10] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.101 | 4-Nov-02/6:43 AM | Reply
I think Lecter would be proud.
[1] UnityMitford @ 167.206.181.179 | 4-Nov-02/8:49 AM | Reply
awful. stupid. juvenile. lechter wouldn't be proud because he's an intellectual and you, well...
[1] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 4-Nov-02/8:53 AM | Reply
is self-consumption your passion? have a glass of milk, and BTW chocolate is yummy on most body parts.
[0] poetandknowit @ 65.101.211.147 | 4-Nov-02/10:40 AM | Reply
Pointless. You obviously spend an excessive amount of time parked in front of the television watching reruns of pop idol. It shows in your thinking. Don't you have a new video game to buy and play with your worthless little friends that have saturated the site with their mindless boggle the past couple of weeks?
[7] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 4-Nov-02/11:12 AM | Reply
sounds tasty...non potatoe bread? 7.
[0] poetandknowit @ 65.101.211.147 > Bachus | 4-Nov-02/11:22 AM | Reply
You would like this. Does it have that edge that fits in with the spoken word crowd? Your racist rants have more style. Of course, that is not saying much.
[8] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.209.107 | 4-Nov-02/12:00 PM | Reply
I don't care if this has value or not. I laughed till my face stiffened. Value enough for me.
[5] hipster flare @ 209.68.67.7 | 13-Mar-03/9:42 AM | Reply
tasty. sounds chewy.
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