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A load of bollocks - literally!!!

by Yardbird

Member since 2002 · Posted 22 Nov 2002 · 20 comments

There once was a bloke from Caerphilly, Who stapled a scarf to his willy. "I know it's obscene, And the pain's quite extreme, But it does stop my balls getting chilly!"

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[0] Caducus 22-Nov-02/8:33 AM Reply
at least it wasn't a sock
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Nov-02/8:35 AM Reply
So where's the load of bollocks?
[n/a] Yardbird › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 24-Nov-02/1:00 PM Reply
Relax, stay calm, don't get paranoid - it's not a reference to any of your submissions...
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Yardbird 24-Nov-02/1:36 PM Reply
Read -> Comprehend -> Post
[n/a] Yardbird › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 25-Nov-02/1:11 AM Reply
You've lost it, man...
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Yardbird 25-Nov-02/3:20 AM Reply
Whereas you appear never to have developed in the first place the ability to grasp the meaning of two or more things deliberately combined. For example, a question asking the whereabouts of a load of bollocks, following something claiming to be 'a load of bollocks - LITERALLY', but instead containing just words. You also have problems with the following technical concepts: reference, ambiguity, intention, chronology, prawnes. Man.

I supposed I shouldn't have expected any better from someone whose chosen lyrical form reaches its maximum complexity with 'shoe-be-do-be-do'. You filthy cur.
[9] Robert K Foster 22-Nov-02/10:49 AM Reply
O excellent!
[7] <{Baba^Yaga}> 22-Nov-02/12:58 PM Reply
jackass. try hurling a midget next time. safer.-
[n/a] cleverdevice › <{Baba^Yaga}> 25-Nov-02/1:45 AM Reply
Ever tried kicking dwarves in the head? I'm going for the olympics next year.
[n/a] cleverdevice › cleverdevice 25-Nov-02/1:47 AM Reply
That is the dwarf olympics. Theres dwarf kicking, midget swinging and also dwarf fights! For gods sake man, don't be sizeist!
[8] deleted user 24-Nov-02/11:12 AM Reply
Why doesn't he just were some bloody pants?Is that a crime in Caerphilly?
[n/a] Yardbird › deleted user 24-Nov-02/12:56 PM Reply
Apparently so. They also have a law against midget-hurling, so I unfortunately can't give it a try (hope this clears that up, Baba Yaga!)...
[n/a] cleverdevice 25-Nov-02/1:44 AM Reply
Hey! Yardbird stirkes back, his critics (Dark Angel) are cowering in fear. Swing Yardbird, yeah, with feelin'. The power of a bee-bop saxophonist is leaving me in awe. I have now lost control of not only my legs, but by bladder!
[n/a] Yardbird › cleverdevice 25-Nov-02/1:57 AM Reply
Read 'The Madness of King Yardbird' by -=Dark Angel=-, it's the biggest laugh I've had in ages!
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Yardbird 25-Nov-02/3:25 AM Reply
Hey everybody, someone's mocking me! But I have such self-assured superiority I merely laugh at it - undermined only by my desperate need to tell this to everyone!!!!!!11
[n/a] Yardbird › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 25-Nov-02/5:07 AM Reply
Dude, you've got issues...
[10] Ranger › Yardbird 9-Jan-03/8:06 AM Reply
And you've got a fucking hilarious poem! Wonderful stuff, mon ami!
[8] ciantu 5-Dec-02/2:41 PM Reply
hahahahaha!!!!!!
[0] King Abdullah I 11-Jul-03/2:49 AM Reply
Very
[6] Mystictwilight 14-Sep-04/9:36 PM Reply
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