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A load of bollocks - literally!!! (Limerick) by Yardbird There once was a bloke from Caerphilly,
Who stapled a scarf to his willy.
"I know it's obscene,
And the pain's quite extreme,
But it does stop my balls getting chilly!"
Up the ladder:
Open my bum Oh Lord (Museheart parody) By Jesus Niggerstein
Down the ladder:
2 AM
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Posted: November 22, 2002 8:30 AM PST; Last modified: November 22, 2002 8:30 AM PSTWeighted score: 6.654471 Overall Rank: 548 Comments:
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Caducus @ 62.105.88.10
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22-Nov-02/8:33 AM
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at least it wasn't a sock
So where's the load of bollocks?
Relax, stay calm, don't get paranoid - it's not a reference to any of your submissions...
Read -> Comprehend -> Post
You've lost it, man...
Whereas you appear never to have developed in the first place the ability to grasp the meaning of two or more things deliberately combined. For example, a question asking the whereabouts of a load of bollocks, following something claiming to be 'a load of bollocks - LITERALLY', but instead containing just words. You also have problems with the following technical concepts: reference, ambiguity, intention, chronology, prawnes. Man.
I supposed I shouldn't have expected any better from someone whose chosen lyrical form reaches its maximum complexity with 'shoe-be-do-be-do'. You filthy cur.
O excellent!
jackass. try hurling a midget next time. safer.-
Ever tried kicking dwarves in the head? I'm going for the olympics next year.
That is the dwarf olympics. Theres dwarf kicking, midget swinging and also dwarf fights! For gods sake man, don't be sizeist!
Why doesn't he just were some bloody pants?Is that a crime in Caerphilly?
Hey! Yardbird stirkes back, his critics (Dark Angel) are cowering in fear. Swing Yardbird, yeah, with feelin'. The power of a bee-bop saxophonist is leaving me in awe. I have now lost control of not only my legs, but by bladder!
Read 'The Madness of King Yardbird' by -=Dark Angel=-, it's the biggest laugh I've had in ages!
Hey everybody, someone's mocking me! But I have such self-assured superiority I merely laugh at it - undermined only by my desperate need to tell this to everyone!!!!!!11
Dude, you've got issues...
And you've got a fucking hilarious poem! Wonderful stuff, mon ami!
hahahahaha!!!!!!
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