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A load of bollocks - literally!!! (Limerick) by Yardbird

There once was a bloke from Caerphilly, Who stapled a scarf to his willy. "I know it's obscene, And the pain's quite extreme, But it does stop my balls getting chilly!"

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 25-Nov-02/3:20 AM
Whereas you appear never to have developed in the first place the ability to grasp the meaning of two or more things deliberately combined. For example, a question asking the whereabouts of a load of bollocks, following something claiming to be 'a load of bollocks - LITERALLY', but instead containing just words. You also have problems with the following technical concepts: reference, ambiguity, intention, chronology, prawnes. Man.

I supposed I shouldn't have expected any better from someone whose chosen lyrical form reaches its maximum complexity with 'shoe-be-do-be-do'. You filthy cur.




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