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I Had A Little Nut Tree (Free verse) by Yardbird
I had a little nut tree. Nothing would it grow, so... I SHOVED IT UP DARK ANGEL'S ARSE!!!!!!! My Anger Management counsellor is not a happy man.

Up the ladder: Thaw

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.027027
Weighted score: 6.0269003
Overall Rank: 1240
Posted: January 10, 2003 3:22 AM PST; Last modified: January 10, 2003 3:22 AM PST
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Comments:
[10] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 10-Jan-03/3:24 AM | Reply
Hahahahahahahaha.
[10] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 | 10-Jan-03/4:01 AM | Reply
Did it start to sprout? Or should that be; "Dide itte beginne to sproutte, dearre sir?"
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.114 | 10-Jan-03/10:01 AM | Reply
I have caused 2 people to have to go to Anger Management, 1 to change school in disgrace and 1 grade 8 teacher to only teach kindergarten.
[10] ropeytrajectory @ 140.186.47.37 | 10-Jan-03/11:30 AM | Reply
good one dewd. Guess what my nickname refers to?
[10] RGallet @ 140.186.47.37 > ropeytrajectory | 10-Jan-03/11:42 AM | Reply
piss?
[10] ropeytrajectory @ 140.186.47.37 > RGallet | 10-Jan-03/11:43 AM | Reply
no but that's very close
[10] minuteswithu @ 140.186.47.37 | 10-Jan-03/11:31 AM | Reply
I've seen this happen to other people's wives, now it's happening to mine.
[10] <b>orangeprawne&
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@ 140.186.47.37
| 10-Jan-03/11:32 AM | Reply
A new genus of genius
[10] slapmeonthepatio @ 140.186.47.37 | 10-Jan-03/11:32 AM | Reply
smiths rawk dewd lol asl?
[10] PoeTech @ 140.186.47.37 | 10-Jan-03/11:33 AM | Reply
I SALUTE U SIR
[10] -=SeTTle=- @ 140.186.47.37 | 10-Jan-03/11:34 AM | Reply
Fucking newbies. 10.
[n/a] Yardbird @ 80.1.4.103 > -=SeTTle=- | 11-Jan-03/10:04 AM | Reply
Whoah, nice pic! If you squint a little, it looks like Jennifer Love-Hewitt...
[10] poemwanker @ 212.67.99.40 > Yardbird | 11-Jan-03/10:09 AM | Reply
Hyum Hyer Hyo.
And yes, that was thoughtful laughter.
[10] TmaraZ112 @ 140.186.47.37 | 10-Jan-03/11:35 AM | Reply
lol whats a nutt ree?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.102 > TmaraZ112 | 11-Jan-03/10:27 AM | Reply
lol! It's from that nursery rhyme lol! You know, the one that goes...

I had a fucking nut tree
Nothing would it bear
But a fucking shoehorn
And a potty chair
[10] RGallet @ 140.186.47.37 | 10-Jan-03/11:35 AM | Reply
God I love mozilla
[10] Freethinker1602 @ 68.48.88.129 | 10-Jan-03/12:59 PM | Reply
way to go. Many ppl dislike dark angel. I don't know what their problem is. Keep an open mind though.

and please. Check out my writings. I hope you enjoy them.

you know what we need to have a petition about dark angel. Have everyone that hates them give it a 10 and put their reason for hating them. It can be called "Ode to the Infamous Angel"
[10] PoeTech @ 140.186.49.228 > Freethinker1602 | 10-Jan-03/2:28 PM | Reply
lol
[10] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 10-Jan-03/3:56 PM | Reply
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They gave you that job, dick
i applied before you
Love Richard Nixon
<i'm not a crook>
Witness how bush got on the hill.
in surround sound chi ching bada bing. 10!
[10] Bobjim @ 81.132.42.59 | 11-Jan-03/6:20 AM | Reply
No, JSK is right. Everyone leave a reason why youi dislike him, possible involing root vegtables and his mother.

So:

He wouldn't let me get my leg over at the new years eve party.
[10] poemwanker @ 81.132.42.59 > Bobjim | 11-Jan-03/6:22 AM | Reply
He wouldn't let me get my bum over at hte new years eve party. Who is Dick Dark Fuck Face Angel byt the way?
[n/a] Another Bobjim?!?! @ 81.132.42.59 > poemwanker | 11-Jan-03/6:23 AM | Reply
I've got one.
He's a turd with an attitude problem.
Guys, guys! Look at us! Squabbling! Bickering! Like children! What's happening to us? We never used to be like this!
[10] Bobjim @ 81.132.42.59 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 11-Jan-03/8:40 AM | Reply
That still doesn't excuse you. It was an innocent request, and you threw it in my face! Bastard! I hope you never get laid in your life. In fact, having seen your dick, I can safely say that you *will* never get laid in your life because you will spend so long searching for your cock that any girl will die of boredom.
Eat it (please)
[n/a] Yardbird @ 80.1.4.103 > Bobjim | 11-Jan-03/10:11 AM | Reply
Yeah! And while we're on a roll with this bout of Dark Angel-bashing, I'd also like to point out that he smells. So there.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > Bobjim | 12-Jan-03/6:57 PM | Reply
he wouldn't allow me to tongue fork the toaster? lol? bobjim? could you possibly be more retarded?
[10] Lucifer @ 68.48.88.129 | 12-Jan-03/4:00 PM | Reply
Hey all I actually posted that whole "Ode to the infamous Angel" check it out. And rate it for hatered. Not talent. And also rate the one that says if you so as rank me poorly
[10] Spider-Man @ 212.219.142.161 | 13-Jan-03/5:49 AM | Reply
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Very amusing, if deranged...
[10] sir_heff @ 65.172.117.1 | 13-Jan-03/7:23 AM | Reply
make sure its sideways....
[10] deleted user @ 212.219.142.161 | 16-Jan-03/2:52 AM | Reply
What dark days we live in...10
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