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The Farmer's In His Den...

by Yardbird

Member since 2002 · Posted 27 Jun 2003 · 4 comments

The farmer's in his den, The farmer's in his den, Ee-aye-the-derry-o, The farmer's doing WHAT? (no sheep, sheepdogs or poultry were harmed during the writing of this poem, though that horse is going to have trouble sitting for a fortnight...)

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[n/a] horus8 27-Jun-03/12:02 PM Reply
A cold bowl of shoup and sheeze toast. So antihumor I didn't even bother to shake my head or my cock. I just flushed and left.
[n/a] poemwanker 27-Jun-03/4:07 PM Reply
Stow it dude.
[n/a] JoyLuck 28-Jun-03/2:29 PM Reply
can you say

retarded?
[8] cleverdevice 4-Aug-03/7:00 AM Reply
Well, since foot and mouth, his wife has left him for the vet who put down all his sheep! He's gotta console himself somehow...