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The Farmer's In His Den... (Lyric) by Yardbird
The farmer's in his den, The farmer's in his den, Ee-aye-the-derry-o, The farmer's doing WHAT? (no sheep, sheepdogs or poultry were harmed during the writing of this poem, though that horse is going to have trouble sitting for a fortnight. ..)

Up the ladder: A Shining Light
Down the ladder: My Ass Bag

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.0
Weighted score: 5.0
Overall Rank: 7740
Posted: June 27, 2003 7:44 AM PDT; Last modified: June 27, 2003 7:44 AM PDT
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[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 27-Jun-03/12:02 PM | Reply
A cold bowl of shoup and sheeze toast. So antihumor I didn't even bother to shake my head or my cock. I just flushed and left.
[n/a] poemwanker @ 217.40.239.226 | 27-Jun-03/4:07 PM | Reply
Stow it dude.
[n/a] JoyLuck @ 68.75.20.59 | 28-Jun-03/2:29 PM | Reply
can you say

retarded?
[8] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 4-Aug-03/7:00 AM | Reply
Well, since foot and mouth, his wife has left him for the vet who put down all his sheep! He's gotta console himself somehow...
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