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Tree (WARNING: do NOT hug!)

by Yardbird

Member since 2002 · Posted 21 Jan 2003 · 14 comments

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[10] Ranger 21-Jan-03/5:07 AM Reply
Marvellous...just marvellous.
[n/a] Yardbird › Ranger 21-Jan-03/5:08 AM Reply
Just because you want to bone it...
[10] Ranger › Yardbird 21-Jan-03/5:08 AM Reply
Not at all-everyone knows that trees have no bones. Silly.

Ask Bobjim next time!
[n/a] Yardbird › Ranger 21-Jan-03/5:10 AM Reply
No bones, huh? Maybe that's why you feel the need to give it one......bloody hippy....
[10] Ranger › Yardbird 21-Jan-03/5:11 AM Reply
*shoosh*
Don't let the secret out...dude!
[0] T'ien 21-Jan-03/6:27 AM Reply
fookin hippys if u really loved tree u should chop em down take em home and give em a cuddle
[10] Ranger › T'ien 21-Jan-03/6:36 AM Reply
You nasty man, you should be ashamed of yourself...where would the poor tree fit? So mean, you are, and stingy too. hmph.
[5] nentwined 21-Jan-03/7:14 AM Reply
cute.
[n/a] Bill Z Bub 21-Jan-03/9:59 AM Reply
The title is better than the body. But I do like the title.
[8] razorgrin 21-Jan-03/1:40 PM Reply
The title is adorable. I like trees better than people. Go Ents!!
[n/a] Yardbird › razorgrin 24-Jan-03/12:55 PM Reply
Trees with beards - pure genius! A tree with a beard CALLED Treebeard - fuckin' fantastic! Ents rock (or rather bark I guess, although people might get befuddled by the dog connotations...)!
[7] <{Baba^Yaga}> 21-Jan-03/2:52 PM Reply
rhetro virus. FLEE!!!!!!!!! nah, let's swap 2 gallons of spit instead.
[10] cleverdevice 12-Apr-03/12:40 PM Reply
Beautiful, poetry is literally, art.
[0] Ulterius 29-Aug-06/1:24 PM Reply
Inane.