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Tree (WARNING: do NOT hug!) (Other) by Yardbird
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Down the ladder: Snow Coning
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.5
Weighted score: 4.75
Overall Rank: 11703
Posted: January 21, 2003 5:06 AM PST; Last modified: January 21, 2003 5:06 AM PST
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[10] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 | 21-Jan-03/5:07 AM | Reply
Marvellous...just marvellous.
[n/a] Yardbird @ 212.219.142.161 > Ranger | 21-Jan-03/5:08 AM | Reply
Just because you want to bone it...
[10] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 > Yardbird | 21-Jan-03/5:08 AM | Reply
Not at all-everyone knows that trees have no bones. Silly.

Ask Bobjim next time!
[n/a] Yardbird @ 212.219.142.161 > Ranger | 21-Jan-03/5:10 AM | Reply
No bones, huh? Maybe that's why you feel the need to give it one......bloody hippy....
[10] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 > Yardbird | 21-Jan-03/5:11 AM | Reply
*shoosh*
Don't let the secret out...dude!
[0] T'ien @ 212.219.142.161 | 21-Jan-03/6:27 AM | Reply
fookin hippys if u really loved tree u should chop em down take em home and give em a cuddle
[10] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 > T'ien | 21-Jan-03/6:36 AM | Reply
You nasty man, you should be ashamed of yourself...where would the poor tree fit? So mean, you are, and stingy too. hmph.
[5] nentwined @ 66.92.183.35 | 21-Jan-03/7:14 AM | Reply
cute.
[n/a] Bill Z Bub @ 24.112.224.232 | 21-Jan-03/9:59 AM | Reply
The title is better than the body. But I do like the title.
[8] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.41 | 21-Jan-03/1:40 PM | Reply
The title is adorable. I like trees better than people. Go Ents!!
[n/a] Yardbird @ 80.1.31.88 > razorgrin | 24-Jan-03/12:55 PM | Reply
Trees with beards - pure genius! A tree with a beard CALLED Treebeard - fuckin' fantastic! Ents rock (or rather bark I guess, although people might get befuddled by the dog connotations...)!
[7] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 21-Jan-03/2:52 PM | Reply
rhetro virus. FLEE!!!!!!!!! nah, let's swap 2 gallons of spit instead.
[10] cleverdevice @ 81.131.98.175 | 12-Apr-03/12:40 PM | Reply
Beautiful, poetry is literally, art.
[0] Ulterius @ 82.46.97.41 | 29-Aug-06/1:24 PM | Reply
Inane.
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