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Shitetalker (An farewell ode to Settle. Read Nightwalker first)

Member since 2002 · Posted 7 Jan 2003 · 15 comments

He talks, Bollocks, It comes from His ass, Stupidly, Moving, Poetry doesn't Affect him, His victims, Soon, They will get Zero, Crap, Is his game, Like his poems Of himself, Trash, Until, The final Act, He leaves.

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[10] lunar 7-Jan-03/1:54 PM Reply

I love settle he is great i cant belive he left us!!!!!

[0] <~> › lunar 7-Jan-03/1:57 PM Reply

he didn't.

[10] lunar › <~> 7-Jan-03/1:59 PM Reply

Err wots the point of this poem then?????

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › lunar 7-Jan-03/2:03 PM Reply

I hate you, lunar.

[4] RGallet › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 7-Jan-03/2:24 PM Reply

I can tell you like lunar from your MONDO BONER. (RGallet falls off mother's lap laughing at phrase "mondo boner")

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › RGallet 7-Jan-03/3:16 PM Reply

And I can tell you have a mediocre mind because the stench of mediocrity hangs thick in the air about you. Gently, furtively it wafts into the hearts and souls of Good Christian Gentlemen and polutes flagrantly with filthy lies and corrupt moral values. It is the stench of wretchedness; the stench of indolence; the stench of a working-class household... it is the stench of soiled linen. I don't like it, I say! I don't like it one bit!!!

[4] RGallet › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 7-Jan-03/4:59 PM Reply

Stop changing the subject. You're in love with lunar, aren't you?

[4] RGallet › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 7-Jan-03/5:17 PM Reply

Because she's in love with you. And that's no easy task. It's like being in love with a piece of coal. You are so cruel. You must overcome your typically British reservations and make her dreams come true. Otherwise, your existance will have been for naught.

[4] RGallet › <~> 7-Jan-03/2:22 PM Reply

Yes I did.

[10] lunar 7-Jan-03/2:11 PM Reply

i love u DA ur so gorgeous and wonderful

[9] famenglory 7-Jan-03/5:50 PM Reply

haha amusing

[0] horus8 7-Jan-03/6:23 PM Reply

settle. the more i stress intelligent. the more i proclaim, for you, the title..of fred savage super genius..you join wiley coyote and alf..in the hall of resentment. you failed. rhode island institute of the wonder years..tell wendy i said hi.

[4] RGallet › horus8 7-Jan-03/7:38 PM Reply

WHY DO YOU KEEP MENTIONING THAT SHOW JESUS CHRIST

[4] RGallet 7-Jan-03/7:39 PM Reply

Okay this garlic sauce tastes A LOT LIKE WEED

[0] <~> 7-Jan-03/11:25 PM Reply

make...him....stop...