Okay, so it doesn't actually work, it's still shit-funny...

Member since 2002 · Posted 12 Apr 2003 · 5 comments

There once was a bloke known as Dennis (or Denis, as in Denis Lawson from Star Wars, since it works better...) Who loved to go out and play tennis (or tenis - bear with me here...). After playing for a bit, He decided to quit When he smashed the ball into his penis (or pennis, for those pedants who refuse to spell Dennis as Denis - you bastards, don't you realise that your filthy habits make my punchlines sound shit?!?!?!?!?). Okay, I apologize (Cock-nockers!)

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11 votes so far. Yours would make 12.11 votes so far

5 comments

[8] thepinkbunnyofdoom 12-Apr-03/12:28 PM Reply

I'm in stiches Cause of those bitches!! -8-

[1] cleverdevice 12-Apr-03/12:49 PM Reply

It gets better and better, it should be an 11, but I shall just have to vote 10, and then 1.

[n/a] Yardbird › cleverdevice 13-Apr-03/8:30 AM Reply

Hey - I like this guy!

[10] deleted user › cleverdevice 3-Aug-04/10:59 AM Reply

Hell, in that case you get a 1,111,111!

[10] DeadtotheWorld 14-Nov-03/9:19 PM Reply

funny