There once was a bloke known as Dennis (or Denis, as in Denis Lawson from Star Wars, since it works better...) Who loved to go out and play tennis (or tenis - bear with me here...). After playing for a bit, He decided to quit When he smashed the ball into his penis (or pennis, for those pedants who refuse to spell Dennis as Denis - you bastards, don't you realise that your filthy habits make my punchlines sound shit?!?!?!?!?). Okay, I apologize (Cock-nockers!)