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Okay, so it doesn't actually work, it's still shit-funny... (Limerick) by Yardbird
There once was a bloke known as Dennis (or Denis, as in Denis Lawson
from Star Wars, since it works better...)
Who loved to go out and play tennis (or tenis - bear with me here...).
After playing for a bit,
He decided to quit
When he smashed the ball into his penis (or pennis, for those pedants
who refuse to spell Dennis as Denis - you bastards, don't you realise
that your filthy habits make my punchlines sound shit?!?!?!?!?).
Okay, I apologize (Cock-nockers!)
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