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Best Present Ever (Haiku) by razorgrin Eldritch and monstrous
Deep One no longer asleep.
Cute plush Cthulhu!
Up the ladder:
Black Heart
Down the ladder:
Okay, so it doesn't actually work, it's still shit-funny...
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Posted: March 8, 2003 7:32 PM PST; Last modified: March 8, 2003 7:32 PM PSTWeighted score: 4.909091 Overall Rank: 9699 Comments:
lol.
I remove one point. You know damn well why. (There. See? I'm getting better. I only took off one point. And I didn't kill anyone last Saturday. Be happy.)
Cthulhu??? lost me
That's because you think H.P. Lovecraft is European sex toy that glows in the dark and twirls.
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what are the odds?
that is not dead which can eternal lie
and with strange aeons, even death may die.
-bill, a fun guy from yuggoth
"the oldest emotion of mankind is fear and the oldest fear is that of the unknown" -some guy from providence.