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Best Present Ever (Haiku) by razorgrin
Eldritch and monstrous Deep One no longer asleep. Cute plush Cthulhu!

Up the ladder: Black Heart

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.818182
Weighted score: 4.909091
Overall Rank: 9693
Posted: March 8, 2003 7:32 PM PST; Last modified: March 8, 2003 7:32 PM PST
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[10] Bill Z Bub @ 24.112.224.232 | 8-Mar-03/8:55 PM | Reply
you have a plush cthulhu too?
what are the odds?

that is not dead which can eternal lie
and with strange aeons, even death may die.

-bill, a fun guy from yuggoth
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.143.142 > Bill Z Bub | 10-Mar-03/6:44 AM | Reply
Aren't they cuddly?

"the oldest emotion of mankind is fear and the oldest fear is that of the unknown" -some guy from providence.
[8] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 9-Mar-03/11:06 AM | Reply
lol.
[9] Tintagiles @ 142.166.125.57 | 13-Mar-03/8:08 PM | Reply
I remove one point. You know damn well why. (There. See? I'm getting better. I only took off one point. And I didn't kill anyone last Saturday. Be happy.)
[5] DJCARTER @ 80.205.204.107 | 23-Jul-03/7:30 PM | Reply
Cthulhu??? lost me
[8] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > DJCARTER | 23-Jul-03/7:39 PM | Reply
That's because you think H.P. Lovecraft is European sex toy that glows in the dark and twirls.
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